Met Atlanta Tonight’s cyborg co-host Shannon Wiseman this weekend. She barely acknowledged my exsistence; Tamara was at the VMAs. Shannon got stuck with the local duty of covering The Bachelorette casting party at Compound. Not bitter at all. No, not a bit.

All I wanted to do was hang out. Get to know you. Find out what makes you tick. Ask you how you feel about Tamara getting the sweet gigs while you’re stuck interviewing the stock room boy at Classic Soles. You know? We could Just braid each other’s hair, stay up late, play truth or dare, and tell each other all our deepest secrets. Or we edit could this segment down.