call of the wild

Mad Season :: I Don’t Know Anything (Self Pollution Radio, Seattle, WA. 01.08.95)

1/20/2005

Let's Hear It For The Modern Skirts

SWEET JESUS!! SOMEBODY GET THIS WOMAN SOME DRUGS!!! SHE NEEDS THE DRUGS!!!!! COURTNEY?! CAN YOU HEAR US? CAN YOU HEAR US THROUGH THE FAT?!?! IT’S GOING TO BE OK! WE’LL GET YOU SOME SWEET MEXICAN BLACK TAR!!! LISTEN, JUST DON’T OVER-EXERT YOURSELF!!!!!

  • According to IMBD, visually impaired 28 year old stunner Georgina Chapman is dating the recently divorced head of Miramax, Harvey Weinstein. Hmmmm. This unlikely yet beautiful union reminds us of another certain intergalactic love story.

  • Steven Cojocaru: Proof that God does not hear our prays.

  • Donald Trump wants to turn The Apprentice into a broadway musical, and all-things-reality uber-producer Mark Burnett is already writing songs. “Good Luck” guys!

  • Mark Consuelos is the MAN.

  • Britney is definitely preggers this time. Maybe.

  • LOMBOS2 has read the Basic Instinct 2: Risk Addiction script. Maybe.

  • Shhhh, we don’t wake little Tara. All those beers made her sleepy. (via jaggle)

  • Missed this week’s riveting episode of the British Celebrity Big Brother? No worries! Allow us to recap Day 14 for you.

  • Kate Winslet: The only celebrity to put something other than pajamas and uggs on to go to the deli. You make us proud, Kate.

  • Watch this hilarious new Volkswagon ad that’s sure not to offend anyone.

  • The Drive By Truckers begin their three night stand at the fabulous 40 Watt tonight.

  • Queens Of The Stone Age tour dates are up.

  • Bloc Party’s US tour dates are up. Wait. You are listening to Bloc Party, aren’t you? Duuude, wake up, bra.

  • Pitchfork dismisses new Beck track, gives it 3.5 stars anyway.

  • The Modern Skirts play Upstairs at East Andrews Saturday night.

  • Not sure how we missed this, but East Atlanta’s hipster music mecca The Echo Lounge is closing. (via fatasianbaby)

  • Modest Mouse and Guided By Voices are on Austin City Limits this Saturday. Check yer local listings.

  • Robert Downey Jr. and Nicole Richie on Letterman tonight.

  • Watch a gruelling photo-shoot with Heidi Klum in Cabo. Modeling is hard work!

Supoort the murdering fat fuck, shes doing more drugs now than ever…and shes broke, shes finally been found out…lmao what a looser, back to her roots…a Portland looser with no talent that sucks any dick to get a buck

Ben Kingsley  

dude, suspect zero came out last Aug. 27

HA! right you are, sir ben. wow, our bad. it must have been a great movie. thanks for the tip. correction indeed.

Whoa! Well, at least it’s proof Courtney is off the drugs. And onto the cream pies.

Totally sucks about the Echo Lounge. Just goes to show, as progressive as Atlanta wants to think it is, it’s still a big ass city in the Bible Belt.

Phantismo  

wow. Cojo is a dude.

Phantismo  

Echo Lounge closing really irritates me. Eff you Barney Simms.

where did Courtney’s eyebrows go?

no way is that courtney!!!

mental jujitsu  

Echo Lounge booked great bands—but let’s face it, the venue was second rate (at best). No matter how good the music was, it was a miserable place to see a show—too narrow with absolutely no ventilation. I am a smoker and still could’nt stand it.

You failed to point out the “breaking news” under the story about CoJo. That is even further proof that God’s not listening.

cabbage head  

courtney love………id still fuck her.

Tina Yothers  

“Courtney Love regains custody of child: Then eats her…”

i like Compound in ATL…one of the best designed nightclubs in the US (IMO)

it boggles the mind what happened to Courtney though…that picture snapped of her, Avril, & Anna Nicole Smith wasn’t taken THAT long ago…

gimplonius  

It’s Mark Burnett. Rob Burnett works with Letterman and co-created “Ed.”

Kirstie Alley  

Courtney bulks up in hopes of getting that coveted Jenny Craig endorsement.

Jame Gumb  

“Are you about a size 14? Good, Good….It rubs the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again!”

> Just goes to show, as progressive as Atlanta > wants to think it is, it’s still a big ass > city in the Bible Belt

I live in the bluest of blue cities (Washington DC 90% Kerry-land) and our supposedly most progressive councilman ever, Adrian Fenty, wants to ban “violent” video games…

hold it up until it hurts  

Atlanta is in need of a 40 watt-ish venue: a shallow room with a wide stage, a long bar and plenty o’ potties. Can someone please get McCrackin on that?

thanks to gimplonius for spotting the producer mix-up. mark, not rob, burnett for the record.

hold it up until it hurts  

Is it possible that Courtney Love is preggo? Poor heroine baby!

Are you sure that’s her?

I don’t believe it!!

The Clicker  

Sorry to buzz in late:

Wienblob was banging that chick when I lived in London over a year ago.

Dr. Phil had those idiot twins who had cosmetic surgery in hopes of looking like Brad Pitt. Dr. Phil, chuckle, said you look more like Cojo.

Where can I get a swimming costume?

I wouldn’t fuck Cabbagehead with Courtney Love’s dick.

wow… Courtney looks less like a crack head and more like a regular person

she’s got my vote

No Matter how fat she gets, she’ll still be a murderer. I don’t care if she pulled the trigger or if he did. She’s still a bitch and Kurt was the real victim. You’ll never see him again because you shall burn in hell with the rest of the wannabe MADONNA’S…

I smell another JARRED…Subway, eat fresh…..

FATFATFATRFATFATFAT AND FFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTT

i think shes trying to pull an anna nicole

no f’ing way can that be ms love. that’s just… so fucking wrong. she looks like the creature from the cellar in evil dead 2

The Clicker  

Get in there Timmy!

totallfest  

cabbage: how’s your spinal?

cabbage head  

spinal better, got a Serejen bed massage today…………

goldenfiddle, is this a new record on legit comments?

she looks healthier and clean.

sarahFreakWITHLOVE  

you all surely can be more than fuckin 11. NASTYSTUPIDKIDS. she looks HEALTY. do u fuckin tards know what does it mean?? yes she put on weight, so what? now she’s clean to be a better mom, for her child. but u r too stupid to understand it, its not? “GIVE HER DRUGS”..

DUMBASSES.

Sarah, Sarah, Sarah. Your comment is just chock full o’ typos and grammatical errors, sweetie. You’re talking loud but saying nothing. Let’s examine, shall we?

  1. “you all surely can be more than fuckin 11” (?) We surely are?

  2. “HEALTY” (?) Is that like hellish?

  3. “do u fuckin tards know what does it mean” (?) No. We really don’t know what it does mean.

  4. “but u r too stupid to understand it, its not” (?) Um, what?

in conclusion, clearly we do not know what you are trying to say or “know what does it mean,” but thanks anyway! You have a great weekend!!!

this is what happens when you plot to kill your genius/Saviour husband and he haunts your ass from the grave. oooOOooo! [ghost noise]

got sent this link  

Come on guys. Get off your myspace and friendster trip and stop judging other people like you know them personally. Pop your zits, put your favorite bands’ pins on your leather, push the chair away from the computer and GO OUT. If you happen to MEET Courtney Love, then, by all means tell her how shitty she looks. Until then, please, in the nicest way possible, get a life.

She wants to be the girl with the most cake.

hole.commie  

it’s comments like those…yes it’s a joke…but it’s comments like those that kept courtney on the drugs…i’d rather see a plump courtney than what we saw this past summer…she’s getting her shit together and we have to focuse on her fucking weight?

hole.commie  

-She wants to be the girl with the most cake.- that was a good one though lol

You people are stupid, especially the guy who thinks Courtney is a murderer. Kurt was a coward who killed himself… Courtney is clean and healthy now, so what if she gains some weight… Who are you people to judge? I bet most of you are slightly overweight oily teenage Nirvana-tards. You need to give Courtney a chance… Hole was a great band, and Courtney is a great artist. I hope she stays clean, and continues to make music. And hopefully she gets back musically with Eric Erlandson.

closeyourbigbazoo  

mmmmmmmm jess ur right. spencer, fuck off. dont look at those fuckin grammatical errors. go fellate your friends cause the only time u arent making stupid remarks is when u have a dick in your mouth. get a life, asshole(S).

fromKittyradio  

we just want to defend courtney.

“it’s comments like those…yes it’s a joke…but it’s comments like those that kept courtney on the drugs…i’d rather see a plump courtney than what we saw this past summer…she’s getting her shit together and we have to focuse on her fucking weight? “

god bless u :)

I think it’s an indicator of how fat Americans in general have become, if you call looking like that looking like a normal person. She is bloated, her face is puffy, she is not healthy.

Echo lounge closing!!! where have I been??!! That’s what i get for moving ourside the damn perimeter( of atlanta 4 ya’ll that dont know) and man! what is up with Courtney??!! What was her therapy? the opposite of weight watchers..eat all you want..and eat some more? and I dont believe Brit is knocked up. Nothing could live in that bacteria filled, scabies infested mound of flesh she calls a body.

You need to give Courtney a chance… Hole was a great band, and Courtney is a great artist

that’s rich…

maybe it’s just me, but I can’t quite bring myself to agree with these, “she looks healthy” comments… unless we’re talking about what zoologists would classify as a “healthy narwhal.”

assuming that it is indeed Queen Hole, it looks to me like she gets asthmatic from walking up the stairs, hasn’t seen daylight in a month or two and photo #2 clearly reveals her to be perspiring a petroleum-based, pork-scented jelly.

but maybe I’m just one of those horribly body-conscious people who believe that “healthy” implies “physically fit.” It’s the media’s fault, really. THEY made me eat a balanced diet and exercise regularly.

who cares?

Spencer2  

Thats not courtney love. no way would she go from like the way she was at the grammies (which was ok sorta) to this ugly wrap. it is a lmost a year, but thats to short to turn to that.

Spencer2  

o ya and jess screw u for callin kurt a coward for killing himself. cuz u do it dosent make u a coward it makes u depressed he had problems wit life. we dunno if it is suicide. how dare u call him a coward. lets see u kiss that at the top of the page!

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