Daria Werbowy makes us want Prada, or something.

• Angelina Jolie has given Brad Pitt a vial that contains the cremated remains of a bat (to help ward off accidents, duh) which he keeps in the glove compartment of his car… Um, hello?! Normal?! The glove compartment is for GLOVES?! Cuckoo!

• Johnny Depp hates fat British comedians.

• Strangers With Candy was bought up by Warner Independent Features at Sundance. A fall release is planned.

• The Aristocrats: The funniest movie of all time?

• The Little Olsen Apes have taken over Dualstar LLC ahead of schedule (and behind our backs!) and are preparing the sharks with frickin’ laser beams.

• Mischa Barton whoring her feet out.

• Watch the entire first episode of the groan-worthy(?) The Office, american style. Don’t get us wrong, Steve Carell is, as always, a genius, but this is just too deja-bizarro. (via lindsayism)

• Charlize Theron and Stuart what’s-his-face frolick on a beach… topless! (via umc)

• Lindsay Lohan and Fez what’s-his-face: Memories light the corners of my mind, misty water-colored memories of the way we were, scattered pictures of the smiles we left behind, smiles we gave to one another for the way we were. (via archivo)

• Ebay: We knew getting knocked-up was good for something!

• Kate Moss is back together with Pete Crackhead. Wait. Scratch that… Let’s try, Pete Babyshambles, who can now add delusional stalker to his sparkling resume, is not taking the hint. Or, Meanwhile, Katie Lewis, ex-girlfiend to the crack-head rocker is warning Kate Moss not to get re-involved(?), again, because Pete just wants her money to buy more crack… or heroin.

• Regardless, somewhere fabulous, Kate Moss is smoking.

• Ryan Adams to shit on plate, release as album.

• Hot Hot Heat buck logic, tour in-front-of new album.

• Backstreet’s back, OH-NO!

• The Smiths: Strangeways Here We Come (via kingblind)

• Pedro The Lion and Earlimart rock the Variety Playhouse tonight.

• RIP: Jim Capaldi

• Is Paris Hilton hosting SNL this weekend?

• FridayFunFact: According to the bitches at Popbitch, “US staff of the Jim Henson studios (who made the MuppetShow) used to bring their drugs to London hidden inside Miss Piggy.”