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Mad Season :: I Don’t Know Anything (Self Pollution Radio, Seattle, WA. 01.08.95)

2/1/2005

Awful Plastic Surgery

We know youth fades quickly in Tinseltown, but this is just plain sad. Poor Dakota Fanning. She’s had problem teeth for some time now, but they appear to have gone from gremlin jack o’ lantern to ill-shapen chicklets almost overnight! Add that to the already botched back-alley nose-job, and that pathetic excuse for a lid reduction, and you’ve got one repellent little child actor. If she expects to have any sort of long-term career in Hollyweird, then she needs to detox on the botox and see a dentist (and a breast-man) pronto!

sick fucks

Dakota fanning  

I really don’t enjoy you wanting to have sex with me I am 11 and the guy who thinks he is good for me you are wrong!!I am single (well execpte for my horse goldie that kurt gave to me) leave me alone !!!why does everyone like my feet!!!??I have tons of pictures of my feet who wants one??

dakota if you would talk to him (nice guy for fanning) i know him he is nice the nicest guy iv met his life is nothing without you plea write to him he thinks you are B-E-A-utiful pleas write to him pleas

nice guy for fanning  

dakota if u would take the time to notice me witch not much people do you would like me so pleas do it

nunya business  

Even joking about having sex with a little girl is sick. You all are a bunch of freaks…i could care less if she had her teeth done. That’s Hollywood for you every one has to look their best or better than the next person.

We don’t suck. We just have a different opinion. And all that stuff isn’t true except for the teeth. And who friggin cares if she’s rich! I don’t! I’m a professional actress too. And no I’m not kidding. So get your tounges off the floor, and grow up! If we are going to insult her, let’s get true facts, so we can truly humiliate her! Here are some. Go to: http://www.freewebs.com/liberty9331/fasinatingfacts.htm. Here’s some true dirt I’ve collected myself! Put some on here! Please!

nice guy for fanning  

i would give my life for her if you would ta;k to me dakota i would be amazed

i agree if you could get her to know you she would like you

nice guy for fanning  

dakota fanning im not wrong about anything im good i think these guys that talk bad are kids with satanic minds and i would take a bullet for you (: i would i have never thought thghouts like these poeple im nice

daft daft daft coffee for my bunghole hmhmhm tp tp for me  

anybody heard of daft punk

nice guy for fanning  

i like dakota fanning pleas i have people that live in l.a. (how do i know you live in l.a. i read in bio. it was intrising) if you could talk to me i could mabey meet u 1 day

nice guy for fanning  

look dakota i play snythasizer piano guitar and i can write a song about you hang on gimme min.

I’d hit it.

Clearly at least a year has passed between these two pictures. Look at the difference in the length of her hair. How can you attack this child and accuse her of having surgery? There’s is no difference whatsoever in her nose! And the eyes? In one picture she’s looking down and in the other she’s looking straight at the lense! Children GROW into their bodies! At the most, this girl is wearing mascara and a few false eyelashes. What’s wrong with you? I hope everyone can see how stupid you are.

Um, it’s a joke obvs. Lighten up.

totallfest  

robyn: clearly, at least a year has “past” between the time you inserted your head into your anus and the next time you surfed the interweb.

please substitute your name for the word jane…. http://dailywav.com/0400/jane.wav

postscript: spencer, i can see how stupid you are.

spanks for the knoplerfest.

I think she had some baby fat injected into her cheeks.

OH MY GOD, AND THAT WEAVE!

you’re stupid.

cabbage head  

i know the doctor that did her. he is a good man, and thorough.

robyn is an idiot. goldenfiddle is my favorite site right now….i wish it was updated all damned day long.

I do hope you are joking.

what? a joke? i thought everything on here was real news. I even stopped reading cnn.com and the times, I thought this was all i needed. oh well, did I miss anything?

Haaaa haaaaaaaaaaaa! Hilarious. “And that weave.” Too funny.

(PS: Robyn, please see the NYT articles on new fashion called, I believe, “blogs” )

She looks like baby Jodi Foster…she’ll be alright. Keep smiling.

GENIUS!

dakota fanning  

i did get a nose job. i’d love to tell you all about it, but 3rd period starts in like 2 minutes - g2g!

p.s. i love ponies!

hilarious.

I bet Robyn voted for Bush.

I bet it took Lindsay all morning to come up with that joke.

This has to be a joke. I don’t know if I’d hit it exactly, but I’ll admit to finding her strangely sexy—kind of like Natalie Portman in “The Professional”.

I bet she could take on both Olsen Twins in a fight. All she’d have to do is growl.

I like the missing teeth look.

I knocked that tooth out but she liked it.

“and thorough.” yes!

Anonymous  

sad people that you are

i agree have they got nothing better to do with the time they have

For God’s sake, she’s 11 years old! What kind of man would say “I’d hit that,” or “I find her sexy…”? Actually, I find comfort in celebrities not being perfect. She is a beautiful little girl with tremendous talent, and will grow into her look soon enough.

Lindsay, anyone ever tell you how witty you aren’t? You shouldn’t speak, you’re an idiot.

i would definitely slam her. whenever, wherever.

she is pretty damn hot. i have to agree with dooku, her and natalie portman… damn. i wish i could double team dakota and young natalie from the professional at the same time! how fun would that be? TIGHT!!!!!

your worst nightmare  

Any one who can even joke about having sex with a child needs to be taken out back and shot between the eyes!

annonymousjerk  

You have GOT to be kidding me. There is no way that there is plastic surgery of any kind there, and whoever finds it funny impersonating people are obviously more of a jerk than I am.

Come on, like Robyn said, a year at LEAST has gone past, and also like she said, both pictures are taken at different angles. And whoever is talking about sex with an 11 year old is a tad sick… I mean come on, yeah, she is pretty, best looking 11 year old, or girl, I’ve seen in a long time, but come on! Not even I’m that sick…

I’ve seen this sorta thing done before.. and this is supposedly a true news website? pfft, true news my backsides foot… that’s more trusthful than this site..

how about you all getta life and instead of looking at the ‘faults’ of a little girl, concentrate on your own petty little lives, your clearly all pathetic individuals

anonymousjerk  

I agree with truth here… :3

Anonymous  

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You Assholes!! SHe is cute and talented dont make sick jokes about here you people dererve to be shot

what i’d give to block her windpipe with my throbing wood

DakotaFan  

does anyone know where i can find pictures of her bare feet?

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