Send In The Sex
Meet Noelle Hancock, your guest-editor at Gawker next week. Regular editrix Jesscia Coen is taking a week off to get a handle on her raging Temgesic habit. According to Gawker herself, Noelle is an actual journalist (and therefore grossly overqualified) who wrote for the- blah blah blah, she posed for Stuff magazine, duuuude!!! We’d like to “edit” her, if you know what we mean. We’ve got a “tip” we’d like to submit to her inbox, if you know what we mean. We’d totally let her “post” on our blog, if you know what we mean. We’d sure like to “link” to her site, if you know what we mean… (sigh)But no, how could you, really? Oh, and ten bucks says Matt Haber gets de-nied at club Noelle’s Pants.
i hear she moonlights as sarah polley’s stunt double…
you ahhrre.
I’d let her put her “han” on my “cock”, if you know what I’m saying. I’d really like to “ace” her “deuce”, if you get my meaning.
Ah yes, Noelle Hancock … she’s been the apple of your Uncle Grambo’s eye for a little over a year. And to that, I say SHMEARS!
I’d hit it.
Yeah, well, if she can write a sentence that makes any sense, she’s wayyy ahead of Jess Coen.
I met her last year. She smells like Kodiac Wintergreen.
For reals… not that hot. Anyone can be dolled up by a soft lense.
I don’t know what you mean!
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