call of the wild

Mad Season :: I Don’t Know Anything (Self Pollution Radio, Seattle, WA. 01.08.95)

2/20/2005

Please Leave A Message After The Bleep

Time to get your best Jerky Boys schtick out, because somebody put Paris Hilton’s entire T-Mobile phone book, notebook(best entry), camera-phone photos(NSFW shots) and digital camera files on the internet, after her laptop got hacked(that’s hot). Most of the numbers go straight to answering machine, but Mischa Barton’s (possibly dyslexic) greasy porkchop boyfriend Brandon Davis did pick up, amazingly! Also, we LOVE Bijou Phillips (and actually really needed to talk to her), so we called her, too.

  • Bijou Phillips’ answering machine message.

  • UPDATE: All signs point to MTV Latin VJ Eglantina Zing to be the unidentified girl seen “canoodling” with Paris in the camera-phone pics.

cabbage head  

I need to give Vin Diesel a call and tell him how awesome The Pacifier looks.

sarah  

Who’s her Sapphic plaything? THAT’S hot!

a relieved reader  

congratulations on being anya marina’s favorite BLOG!!! and mine.

paris is a douche…

Patrik  

I’m slightly horrified by the fact that she has Gruesome Newsom’s number, although not surprised because she IS rich and white.

Victoria Gotti is rad, too. Most imporantly, Avril’s phone number is being circulated around San Francisco right now (we fucking love that Canadian bitch).

From, Patrik

Tim  

Bijou insists on a consistent persona, refusing to drop the front even on her voice mail. If life could be cast, no one could ever make a better chain smoking, bad-influence-on-your-kids babysitter than Bijou. Well, except maybe Paris, but her chain smoking would be so fake. You’d always be able to tell she wasn’t inhaling. Best.

nathalie  

Nellee Hooper! I bet noone has phoned him yet, so I’ll give it (him - heehee) a try now.

tj  

“Carsondaily said to document everything guy said next truth or dare have cams at all times making”

Hasn’t she already been documenting everything? Next “Truth or Dare”?

Hey, I’ve got this script—it could be the next “Waterworld.”

sara  

so does this mean the mysterious “egplant dike ass” is the mtv latin vj eglantina zing? if so, paris is displaying an extraordinary mastery of english language wordplay…

Steven Brown  

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