David Arquette pretends to take a call about a movie offer.

• J.Lo initiates phase two of evil world domination masterplan.

• Bijou Phillips pleads no contest to allowing Matthew Perry to break up a perfectly delicious cat-fight. Damn you, Matthew Perry. Damn you to hell.

• Sin City: In theaters April 1st.

• David Cross uses the word “pejorative,” but not in a pejorative sense.

• How Pamela Anderson tans. (NSFW)

• The Gucci hard-on advertisement. (SFW?)

• Star Wars Episode III new character spoiler: And you thought Jar-Jar was bad.

• A clip from Basic Instinct 2: Strap-On has surfaced on the net. (NSFW)

• ProductshopNYC digs up three new Fiona Apple songs from her still unreleased Extraordinary Machine Album.

• Norah Jones: Foo Fighter?

• David Byrne’s tongue in cheek life-manual The New Sins will be placed in cheap motels’ bedside drawers, next to Gideon’s Bible, all across America. That is awesome.

• Download The White Stripes’ Peel Session 2 from Peel Acres Nov 8th, 2001… if you haven’t already. (via kingblind)

• The Strokes’ Room On Fire has gone gold. What a bunch of sell-outs.

• Worst Band Name Ever Semi-Finalist: D-Side

• The Secret Machines play the 40 Watt tonight.

• It’s Bunny’s birthday today. Now go buy her a Black Ronin Ninja Sword.

• Liveplasma: How to determine if a band is cool or not.

• Vote or Die: Only eight weeks left to choose or lose for your favorite Hometown Hottie.

• Good reason to take another bite. (via buffoonery)