call of the wild

Mad Season :: I Don’t Know Anything (Self Pollution Radio, Seattle, WA. 01.08.95)

3/16/2005

Beauty And The Beastiality

“Hey look, everybody! That monkey brought a Tara Reid to the party!!!” (The caption possibilities here are like, infinity cubed… times six. Seriously, it’s almost too easy. You try! Unless of course, this picture has already made the inbox rounds?)

  • “Marcel from Friends finds solace, compatibility and some ain’t-right cocaine with fellow E! True Hollywood Story in the making, Tara Reid,” was our back up.

seppo, ur too funny

John Entwhistle  

No one knows what its like to feel jaded…to feel faded…

The rumors are true, Tara Reid has a bastard child.

int Whistle, John;

if (BlueEyes) { // Sort everything to be behind BlueEyes. }

See!?!?!? See everyone!!! See!?!? He is real!!! I told you he was real!!!

Tara Reid will have sex with anyone.

The two remaining things in Hollywood that would have sex with Michael Jackson.

Mr. Pips confirms that yes, they are hard as a rock.

Dance, Dance my Pretties! Wtf… these are rock solid!

The Tara Reid “Trunk Monkey” just hit shelves in “Trashy” lingerie in Santa Monica

Mr. Pipps shows fellow party-goers the best place to do a line.

Tara Reid, seen here with plastic surgeon and confidant, Dr. Giggles.

“Why can’t you do it? Why can’t you set your monkey free?”

Tara’s frankenboob is ALIVE!

Tara Reid finally manages to get the monkey off her back, only to have it settle tragically on her shoulder.

Caption Boy  

“Tara Reid holds a monkey.” There is my own caption. Signed, Caption Boy

Which one is Reid again? Oh wait…

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