Better Off
This past weekend, local Jerry’s kids made good Widespread Panic played their first series of shows at the Fabulous Fox Theater, here in Atlanta, in seven years- 3rd night looks decent-phat, bra. We did not make it to any of them. However, we did wander “the lot” Friday afternoon, checking out the scene, reminiscing on hazier times, remarking on the unusual amount of pregnant hippies and generally looking for the source of all those deflated colored balloons. We didn’t find it, but we did find a lot of kind beer, veggie quesadillas, glass blown double-dildos and ugly dogs. Same as it ever was. One dude stared at the inner workings of his pizza for fifteen minutes, while another more enterprising young Spread-head cornered the market on ironic jam-band t-shirts, of which the “ironicalness,” at this point, was now mostly lost on us.
is that last head chic on a cell phone?? oy. between that and the glass dildos, i am in total shock of what is a “hippy” these days.
Who turned out the lights?
acid.
what’s ink, and what does OC stand for? I love to *^uk millenium hippies.
for every one you see, there’s plenty more you don’t see.
The only thing I like less than smelly hippy is faux-hippy. And, of course, Hitler.
Ink, aka “tat”, aka “a tattoo”, and this case, many tattoos, or for those females with ink on the lower back, a “tramp stamp”
OC is good ole hillbilly heroin, oxi contin
thank JC those days are over. god, the smell. its like they washed their clothes in the toilet after taking a about 5 beer shits.
that’s right, 5.
jesus god, those photos just brought up some awful wretched memories of how much of an idiot i was when i was 19. let us never speak of this again.
Spenc,
I hope you have a normal blog for the day. My lunch is in an hour.
ewwww. todays hippies are more like thugs,meth-heads, thieves, beggers, and violent judgemental pricks. could someone come up with a better word for these people?(not wookie)
bc you’d make a good parent, so much experience, so much patience thanks for the defs.
Man, oh man, what’d I do to have 10 minutes with a chic with dreds…FISHHOOK
I believe they are called “ferals” in Australia
no proper update today. I call bullshit.
*ED NOTE: Hey Lyla, (sweet fake name!) I “call bullshit” on everything that comes out of your keyboard. Go out for lunch sometime, why don”t you!
I really needed the update today too. My dogs were erm, mating and they got stuck which is apparently ‘natural.’ So while doing research on said subject I ended up at a site (zoophilia.net) dedicated to those humans who need assistance in their animal screwing. Did you know that you can copulate with a dolphin? Me neither!
Where did the good people go?
Hippie today constitutes dreads, baggy shorts, hat on sideways, lots of ink and enough OC packed in your beak to kill a horse, and of course a pissed off attitude.
oh yeah, I was at all 3, and had fun
“Here comes the lipstick.”
dirt and ugly dogs means gutter punks in this part of the world (Savannah, GA)
widespread panic sucks. unlike our band.
Hey Spenc*,
Your editor notes are bullshit. Is the creator of this site telling me to not visit? What kind of fucked up world do you live in?
thank you 72hr. i think i can work with “gutterpunk”.
“red rocket, red rocket”
I love how everybody on this comment board acts like they didn’t used to be into panic.
Are these pictures any different from those taken at the recent Phish or “Dead” shows?
please, make fun of paris hilton or britney spears again….looking at these photos just makes me pity these people. I want to pity the famous and stupid instead.
Did Mitch Hedberg really die? I just heard this on Howard Stern this morning.
bc you’re too funny, is that you in the reflection on the van making out with someone? you dirty dog, I see you were very busy…
Thanks Yuppie-I actually made a kid, I think, over the weekend in the backseat of a Corrola with the chick wearing the bucket on her head…
Best blog in Atlanta…hands down. Wish you’d do more of that Atlanta-centric stuff like this.
I think its gonna be a long long time.
awesome post, thanks. i’m glad our mail-order got sent back, though i’m not sure my wife would say the same. i still love the boys and all, i’m just pretty far removed from the scene at this point.
Gutter punks are living proof that hippies fuck dogs.
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There is a Mexican cover band called Widespread Hispanic
I can’t believe I still have friends who go to these things. The drone…