call of the wild

Mad Season :: I Don’t Know Anything (Self Pollution Radio, Seattle, WA. 01.08.95)

4/19/2005

So, What The Fuck, Are You Two An Item Or Not?

Billy Bush can come at you from any direction, Angelina. So, watch out! (pic & other via jj)

  • Do YOU want to interview Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie at the premiere of “Mr. and Mrs. Smith”? “Starstruck!” the TV series is looking for an avid movie fan who would love the opportunity to interview the cast of “Mr. and Mrs. Smith” on the red carpet at the premiere of the film! If you think you would make a great celebrity interviewer, email in your submission ASAP to Starstruck! at: info@iamstarstruck.com. Get your submission in quick as the premiere is coming up FAST! Please include your name, age, address, phone number and a PHOTO of yourself along with 5 questions you would ask Brad & Angelina (no controversial questions please!) on the red carpet. Remember to also tell us why … (via wutheringjolie)
  • Don’t worry, Africa. Brad Pitt is on his way!! Hosan-na, Hosan-na, Hosanna in the high-est, the end of poverty is near!!!

  • What’s on Eva Longoria’s night stand?

  • Mark Ruffalo, Robert Downey Jr. and Jake Gyllenhaal all cast in David Fincher’s upcoming Zodiac killer film.

  • Everything you didn’t really give a shit about knowing about Todd Solondz’s new film Palindromes… and a review.

  • Flickskinny saw The Amityville Horror, so you wouldn’t have to.

  • According to AthensMusic.com Loretta Lynn has cancelled her appearance at Music Midtown this year, quashing all chance of hearing her excellent Van Lear Rose material with producer and fellow Midtownie Jack White.

  • That Pepsi Girl, Mandy Amano’s, Maxim bikini photo-shoot, all courtesy of justin dontlinkthis.

  • The Iggy Pop Live in ‘81 DVD comes out today!

  • Buddyhead’s MP3 blog reminds us that The Allman Brothers’ One Way Out is filled to the edges with dirty, slide guitar goodness.

  • Download the new Coldplay single, The Speed Of Sound, and try not to think of Gwyennie after ever verse.

  • Several tracks from the new Oasis album have been leaked onto the internets. Now go get ‘em!!! (heads up: I Guess God Thinks I’m Abel is pretty decent.)

  • Leno has mall rats Mischa Barton and Kevin Smith on tonight. Barton still not tolerable.

  • Craigslist: Jared almost finds love.

  • You wanted it, now you got it: Animal battle!

irving longface  

(on the schedule for tonight: dinner with Wilmer Valderrama from That ’70s Show)

ALRIGHT FEZ WHATS THE FUCKING SECRET? LEAVE SOME SNAPPER FOR THE REST OF US!

ratso rizzo  

Jack White lives in Atlanta?

Smart move by Brad Pitt. Jennifer is getting pretty old - what’s she 35 or 37? It was definitely time for an upgrade.

Thanks. You’re GOLDEN!

I have a new girlycrush, and it’s Mandy Amano. She’ll never beat out Ms. Jolie, but still. She’s pretty hot.

irving longface  

what about “hatchet wound”. that has a certain old world romance.

ugh. Todd Solondz is STILL here? I told him I had a lot to do today, but he just can’t take a hint.

Pope Ratzo  

Main character “Aviva” is a palindrome too. Get it? What a clever motherfucker!

veronica fishface  

although your point is valid, longface, you easily explain why you don’t get any by your word choice. snapper isn’t going to snap up the ladies, har har. we prefer more subtle and sophisticated terms, like fish platter, or say, maine smoked trout.

Girl Drink Drunk  

Poor monkey, he is fighting seven against one. What are the odds?

Pope Ratzo  

Brad Pitt to aid Africa? Oh yeah, he is definately F$#@ing Angie J. But, I actually really admire that she gives away such a big chunk of her income to the poor. HEAR THAT Jennifer Anniston?!? Why don’t you do some more e-ball in your 20 mil mansion!!

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