call of the wild

Mad Season :: I Don’t Know Anything (Self Pollution Radio, Seattle, WA. 01.08.95)

4/25/2005

Castles Made Of Sand

Maddox helps Brad make a sand castle.

From The Post:

  • IT looks like the rumored romance between Brad Pitt and his sexy “Mr. and Mrs. Smith” co-star, Angelina Jolie, (told ya so?) is for real. Despite denying any love connection was made on the set of the movie — or that any romantic feelings between the two caused the split between Pitt and wife Jennifer Aniston — Pitt has joined Jolie and son Maddox on vacation in Africa. Photos have appeared in the London Sun of the couple walking on a romantic beach “in an African country,” possibly Tanzania, with Maddox trailing along. One picture has Pitt holding a sand bucket and talking to Maddox with Jolie in a strapless black sundress standing very close holding sand shovels. Other photos have Jolie sunbathing while Pitt helps Maddox build sand castles. One witness says the three spent the day on the beach and were later picked up by a car. The photos, sold at top dollar to the Sun, will also appear in Us Weekly in the U.S. next week. (or the internet, today!) Jolie is most likely in Africa doing relief and children’s charity work.

(while Pitt is most likely in Africa doing Jolie.)

Fuck you, you properly pigmentated fuck. Fuck Foul Play and The Da Vinci Code for making us look bad.

he went straight from the plane to the dame[i funny] mo fo didn’t even take his shoes off—hot!!

If you’re fond of sand dunes, and salty air…

Groove Armada, so hot right now

Wow. I’m shocked. I can’t believe this is true. There has to be a better explanation for all of this. (Heavy Sarcasm)

some a-hole  

Hey Brad, here’s a kid for ya. Yeah, he’s a Cambodian orphan named for a former Atlanta Braves pitcher. But, you take what you can get.

captain ron  

you called it!! (months ago)

I am trying to put my blog up in here.

Saw right through that ‘save africa’ campaign, what a guy will do these days for some asssshhs; other notables, do you remember that thing you found on John Candy, well I found one on Marlon Brando, apparently he’s got a female voice part on some animation thing?? this is freakin me out.

the misadventures of ezekiel balls  

Hate to admit it, but this whole charity mission slash secret love affair is kind of romantic.

I just realized how ridiculous it is to obsess over this potential affair. I mean, yes, it’s an interesting story, but don’t you think people obsess over this shit because they have little excitement in their own lives?

Hey Lyla, when you gonna let me get in them panties??

the misadventures of ezekiel balls  

Right…well, at least I have all of my pigmentation.

…And an asshole going straight to hell. How dare you!

Try this if the Pitt/Jolie link is down:

http://isifa.com/?page=detaildispatch&disid=4827&nid=655&reset_search=1

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don’t dish it if you can’t take it…

cabbage head  

can we stop talking in this midieval way?

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