Minor Threat
Lindsay Lohan: We thought she looked like Meryl Streep!
Tom Cruise tastes the cold wall of unrequited love.
Paris Hilton orders frühstücksdienst. In her underwear. Of course.
Hailey Nichol: It’s a belt. No, it’s a necklace. No, it’s a BELT. NO, IT’S A NECKLACE! NO! IT’S A FUCKING BELT!!! NO!!! IT’S A NECKLACE, YOU WHORE!!!
Dennis Hopper vs. Unicycles: May the best inanimate object win.
Think Ian McKaye was pissed off before? Just wait.
iTunes has a free download of the White Stripes’ interview on NPR’s Fresh Air with Terry Gross. And it’s 51 minutes long.
While My Midnight Ukulele Disco Gently Weeps: Roll over, George Harrison. (via buffoonery)
Atlanta Bierfest at the Contemporary this Saturday from 3-9pm.
Alessandra Ambrosio in GQ… with a side of dancing Lohan.
Time for a new toaster, Ziggy?
These Ziggy wisecracks KILL me every time. I don’t know why I find them so hilarious.
Happy friday everyone…
That Randomness(tm)…
According to googlefight, Hopper wins…
The rest of the Hailey Nichol internal conversation goes “No! It’s a fucking ANKLE BRACELET!”
Abnormal heat in That Guy’s hometown today… will need to run through That Sprinkler(tm) in the yard later. The neighbors love it, and people come from two counties over, willingly shelling out two bits a gander…
Finally, I got 99 Congas and a bitch ain’t one…
El Fiddlero needs no clay table, never will - Know This.
End Communication, That Guy
i would let paris fart in my mouth.
Wow… Alessandra Ambrosio is REALLY thin. 5.9” and 110 pounds. Something is not right with that shit….
I always thought she was saying comon now baby shack your donga you know I got time to suck your donga or something like that. older and wiser in the ways of international dance, I now reflect upon the error of my ways, and chuckle at the many donga practice dances of my youth
These posts are almost as gay as Dave Letterman was with Scientologycruiseahomosexualeaa last nite.
Feed me a stray cat!
i read once that robert downey jr. (best actor ever) met tom cruise for the first time and instantly hated him because he wanted to go play ping pong instead of party.
i’ve been a tom cruise detractor from day one and i think his new insanity is a middle aged version of playing ping pong. he’s a dork and a douche bag and no level of fame will change that.
i say kill him before he kills us.
fuck nike. I saw the Evens at Eyedrum on Wednesday. I wish I’d known about this then so I could have asked Ian about it.
I should have asked him about it too. And about biology. I have a summer school test today. fuck
You can listen to the White Stripes interview on the NPR site at http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=4696110
American Psycho movie, probably one of the biggest let downs in my entire life.
read the book and try not to picture anything from the movie
xoxoxo have a killah weakend!
i hear the book is better, but Christian Bale’s performance is one of the best from the 90’s. Bitches.
did you get the joke of the commercial? (if you know some German)
thanks for alerting me to the free white stripes download. that dancing lohan is hilarious. Where do you find all this stuff? You’re all over the place.
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