6/30/2005

Leather Master

Owning one leather jacket: cool. Owning eleven (and counting) different leather jackets: not so cool.

UPDATE: The “Puddy” exception to the one leather jacket rule.

Anonymous  

All of you guys must not have a life. Tom Cruise is an egotistic, cult-leading,control freak and Katie’s a brain-washed groupie. I feel sorry for their baby boy, I hope he turns out better than his wacked-out parents. By the way, I wonder if Chris Klein will be back in the picture once Tomkat breakup?

kevin eric gardner  

Noone knocks Kate Moss for wearing a new outfit everyday,if I had Tom’s money I’d have 11 leather jackets too.Tom Cruise is handsome,rich and talented so jealousy is understandable.

tom cruise is a pillow biter  

The white, banded collar leather jacket is my fav. I wuv u Tommy!

cabbage head  

spencer, you’re being glibb. you don’t know i leather jackets, i do.

tom cruise  

do you know that leather is street wear now? do you even know what leather is? just knowing someone who wears leather isn’t enough. you should do the research. you’re glib.

tom cruise  

cabbage head i hate myself for letting you beat me to it

Only a matter of time before he brings the leather pants.

who’s got two thumbs and loves to have sex with vaginas? that guy.

he’s REALLY trying to work the “biker” hetero thing, isn’t he.

tobias funke  

“i want something that says ‘dad likes leather’” “you mean, ‘leatherdaddy’?” “oh is there such a thing!?”

see you bitches tuesday! have a shitty weekend!!!!

oh, dont forget to wish me a happy birthday.

steven spielberg  

twelve!

http://img47.exs.cx/img47/6624/cinemania9ou.png

taking the time to actually count how many leather jackets he might own: even less cool.

dootie bubble  

swanson—check your messages.

john - don’t get upset b/c you own 26 leather jackets.

I took the time to count

wtf is up with tom’s blonde eyebrows (top right pic)?? he creeps me out enough as it is. shudder

Blonde eyebrows - it looks like that was when he was filming “Interview with the Vampire.”

the leather jackets are to hide the man-boobage. he and simon cowell rock the man-boobage.

Uh….WOW.

And, deep in his closet he has matching leather chaps!!!!!

Isn’t there some sort of mathematical formula … something about the number of leather jackets owned being inversely proportionate to the size of a petite megalomaniac’s aging dick?

tom cruise is a huge Nyerd

You’re obviously just jealous… get your own friggin’ Bfriend

He better keep his leathered ass away from Dakota Fanning. savedakota.blogspot.com

i think Tom Cruise is aweasome!!!i love Tom Cruise! age is just a number, who cares if him and katie are 16 years apart, i think there really in love, why dont all you dick heads just be happy for him. oh and hes not gay and i think he looks great in leather jackets, and anything else he wears.

I think all of you are just jelous because he looks good in leather and you dont, and because he has such a young girlfriend, i think katie is right age is just a number, i think tey are really in love too.

thanx sara

yeah i agree with katie and sara, all of you are dick heads!!!

ahhhh thanx

no prob kam

are you cummin over today?

are you cummin over today?

no, sry, i have to go to boston with my parent for my moms b-day, ill see you at skool though tomorrow, i love you hun!!

its ok, ill go to the movies with Kinsley, ill tell u how it was, i love u to hun, see you tomorrow, call me to night. dont forget my 16th birthday is next weekend!!! where r u taking me?

u will see, ive been planning it for a while, your gunna love my gift!!! luv u!!!!! and of cource i will call you

i luv u too!!!

BBYE

bye XXOO

XXOO

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