7/13/2005

My Way... Or The Highway

We watched Magnolia last night, (sigh) again. For all of PT Anderson’s stunning compositions, this movie is just plain painful. A choke. Long and ultimately boring, with all the great acting moments cancelling each other out. Julianne Moore says “fuck” every other word while Tom Cruise says “cock” every other word. Yay! Whenever Cruise curses, he sounds like a beginner. As if he’s not sure how to say the word. But whenever she curses, it sounds natural, beautiful. (photo jackguy)

Anonymous  

i hate you jessica simpson.. i hope you die.. and choke on your big ugly fat boobes. I want to KILL YOU you think your all THAT!??! NO YOU ARE SHIT! FUCK YOU

From: D&K

Hillary Duff looks like she’s trying out Lindsay’s “coke and smoke” diet.

Hilary also has terrible posture.

Jeannie Bueller  

shopgirl looks ghey but give them credit for using Explosions in the Sky in the trailer. still looks ghey though.

alloftheabove?  

if you cry during the trailer doesn’t that guarantee that the movie’s going to be good? or does it just mean the death cab track was well-placed? or does it just mean i’m pms-ing?

John Lucas  

OK, I have to ask, you’ve got that excellant picture of Julianne, yet no link to the full size version. Where did you get it from ?

cabbage head  

i love magnolia.

I WOULD LOVE TO LICK HILARYS TEETH!

with my asshole

poogan's porch  

Go Tobey Go!

I had the same reaction to magnolia…if i remember correctly, when it came out the previews looked fantastic. dissapointed.

I appear to be afflicted with the same something as alloftheabove, I blame it on the music.

Not the rain.

Road House, red Dawn and Varsity Blues are three of the greatest movies ever! You can disagree with me all you want…but you’re wrong…

magnolia may suck, but the soundtrack is still a guilty pleasure

THANK YOU!! i thought i was only 1 of 2 people that thought Magnolia was a piece of crap. just becasue it’s PT Andrerson, does not make it a godsend. people are fucking sheep

I completely get Hilary Duff. She’s cute. Her teeth have looked bizarre in most pictures I’ve seen of her recently, though.

sweatytaint  

Bartender (bangin’ some chick d-style in the broom closet): You gonna be regular Saturday night special?

Dalton barges in.

Bartender: I’m on break!

Dalton: Stay on it.

ROADHOUSE II- Yes.

At least Magnolia was eons better than Punch Drunk Love. You can agree now.

sweatytaint  

on MY break… Sorry Boss, I am sorry.

you know owen’s getting (licking) more ass than the proverbial toilet seat and julianne can park it in my rv any second of the week..

Steve Perry  

Steve Martin is due, hope that movie kicks ass.

Steve Perry  

David Lee Roth. That should be interesting for 45 seconds or so.

Steve Martin wrote Shopgirl so…..

retailwhore  

I really enjoyed the book, and I’m glad that Steve Martin is going to be in the movie. Maybe that way they will be able to find a workable balance of what is good in print and what is good on screen. I’m going to see it.

retailwhore  

Also, I fell asleep on Magnolia once, and never again tried to watch it.

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