7/20/2005

Second Career

Here’s hoping that Stranger Than Fiction doesn’t suck.

firsty first!

Lee Joslin can do this to me.

Carpetmuncher  

Oh my! I want to spread Lee Joslin’s ass cheeks and lick the crease where they meet to lick up all her Ass Crispies. Wow. She has a spectacular…everything.

“For another, there’s the inevitable song about the serial killer who dresses up as a clown, which symbolizes nothing about American life except the existence of creative-writing workshops.”

Is this guy implying that John Wayne Gacy is a fictional character?

LOL, ass crispies is where I draw the line.

Carpetmuncher  

Well now we see where you and I draw the line.

Carpetmuncher  

I bet you her vagina is like this… http://cheston.com/pbf/PBF029BCNiceTryZarlfax.html

I’m probably the only one who cares, but I’m going to say it anyway… it’s Sigur Ros, with a “u”, and the o has an accent but I don’t know how to make it either.

Sorry.

LMAO! THAT IS FUNNY!!!!

Carpetmuncher  

Please knock yourself out with these… they are hilarious. The guy went to college with me. Funny dude.

http://www.cheston.com/pbf/archive.html

With a cast including Will Ferrell, how could it suck?….

Welshy!!!!!!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8643634/

LOL! I liked them. Some I didn’t really get but I did enjoy them. He should really use more tits.

oh sweet, Jared Leto has a great big ole cock-Now my day is truly complete.

hahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha… http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y178/jamien56/teeth.bmp

Mr. Shickadance  

I miss cabbagehead and lyla. The new guys soooooook.

i know what you mean. the blow. i miss lyla too. i think she could be hot.

wow where did those pics of m.gyllenhall come from? really great…

Yes, maggie gyllenhaal is quite edible even though she had a monster bush in the secretary.

im a dumb fucking critic with my head up my ass  

“For another, there’s the inevitable song about the serial killer who dresses up as a clown”

YEAH A BALLAD SYMPATHETIC TO JOHN WAYNE GACY WAS COMPLETELY INEVITABLE! WHO DIDN’T SEE THAT COMING! THIS WHOLE TREND OF TENDER BALLADS IN WHICH THE SONGWRITER EMPATHIZES WITH BOY-MURDERERS IS SO PLAYED OUT!

I’M A DUMB FUCKING CRITIC.

cabbage head  

that is the first thing jamie has ever said that actually made me laugh.

which part?

Perry Bible Fellowship is awesome. That guy is my hero.

tobias funke  

oh so THATs the huge cock that everyone says 30 seconds to mars sucks.

The Secretary… is that a good movie… I just heard something about it on T.V. a few weeks ago… Wondered if I should check it out.

really baffling to see that retarded critic get past high school let alone a magazine editor. that gacy error is amazingly stupid.

Hopefully, Sean Combs will introduce his latest identity by throwing another one of his fabulous parties, at which he will slip on some spilled Krystal and break his neck.

Stereolab WISHES they were as good as Sufjan, seriously.

As for the RS review, I totally agree with the point made by “im a dumb fucking…” above. I give this RS reviewer only one-half * , and I’m wondering when RS started caring about indie releases anyway?

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