7/26/2005

Dijon Le Tigre

Pete Doherty is exactly 4 hours and 30 minutes late for his 15 minutes of fame.

Johnny Knoxville: Still married somehow.
Sienna Miller gets back at Jude Law by snogging an even bigger pussy and third wheeling around town with laugh-riot Sean Penn and wife.
Jessica Simpson to star in semi-remake of Private Benjamin. There’s a “semi” joke in there somewhere. If we gave a rat’s ass, then we’d look harder for it. Harder for it! HA!!!
New pics of Kevin Spacey (Lex Luthor) and Parker Posey (Kitty Kaslowski) from the Superman Returns set.
Did everyone else know that Brittany Murphy is the voice of Luanne on King Of The Hill?
A Voltron: Defender Of The Universe movie? Co-produced by N.E.R.D. Pharrell Williams? Sure, why not. Whip it out.
The anonymous model from those LeTigre banner ads has taunted us, anonymously, for long enough! Delphine Dijon is her name, and she is (en francais) supershweet.
Not really sure who Charlotte Church is (neither is FAB), or why these particular pictures would impress a lingerie company, but what the hell, she’s topless. (nsfw)
Educate yourself on Marc Bolan with some acoustic demos.
More Strokes news-sand leaking out of the hourglass.
Phish’s just short of the history books ‘98 Island Tour is available for download. Finally, some live Phish!
MTV announced a set of painfully dull and truly laughable 2005 VMA nominations (and host) the other day… (presumably, with a straight face?) and then went on about their work of not showing music videos.
Letterman has Jamie Foxx (Stealth) and Pauly Shore (Minding The Store) on tonight.
One To Watch: Ciara Christenson
The long-dead spaceship looking building (an old Trust Company Bank) on Cheshire Bridge Road is now a restaurant called (sigh)… Piebar.
Who the fuck is Mick Jagger?

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Carpetmuncher 7/26/2005 @ 9:48 am

No way, I’m first!!! YES!

Carpetmuncher 7/26/2005 @ 9:49 am

By the way, how the HELL has Pauly Shore pulled off yet another show!?!

sarah 7/26/2005 @ 9:52 am

Another remake? Seriously? WHEN WILL THIS END? I think I’m going to boycott every “reimagining” for the rest of the year. Well, except maybe Charlie & the Chocolate Factory, because Johnny Depp is a fucking brilliant actor. Shockingly, Jessica Simpson is not.

britpoppa 7/26/2005 @ 10:01 am

the fact that sienna is going out with sean penn and his wife make yesterday’s blind item in page six more interesting.

Dirty Cherry 7/26/2005 @ 10:06 am

Psst… it’s Marc Bolan.

dooku 7/26/2005 @ 10:18 am

How could you not know who Charlotte Church is?

Do you know who she is, jaime?

fat asian baby 7/26/2005 @ 10:19 am

i always know when you mention me because i suddenly become really popular. but for the record, those are some big fucking boobies. and i happen to know that they don’t make the sexy xexy lingerie for tits that size.

lester 7/26/2005 @ 10:25 am

hey spence,

since you have the same love of supermodels that i do, i thought i’d share one of the best model listings i’ve ever found…

http://supermodels.nl/

go nuts.

frankenfurter 7/26/2005 @ 10:39 am

all of us knew about Britany Murphy’s brilliant work on King of the Hill. All of us. It’s why we have always loved her despite Uptown Girls.

btw, Depp is terrible in Charlie and the C and C Music Factory. But on a happier note, spied KNoxville and Kate Moss on the lower east side on Saturday. hottest couple ever?

Anonymous 7/26/2005 @ 10:57 am

those mtv nominations are truly sad.

Vaquera 7/26/2005 @ 12:13 pm

That pic of Brttany Murphy is a huge rip off of the cover art from Tori’s “Winter” single:

http://www.filibeto.org/toriamos/coverart/857992.jpg

Mr. Shickadance 7/26/2005 @ 12:46 pm

What—no nom for “These Boots are made for walkin”???

totallfest 7/26/2005 @ 1:08 pm

anonymous works for sony.

Mr. Shickadance 7/26/2005 @ 1:59 pm

yea! totallfest is back!

lindsay 7/26/2005 @ 2:20 pm

And Mila Kunis from That 70’s Show is the voice of the daughter on the most overrated show ever, The Family Guy.

panos 7/26/2005 @ 2:36 pm

thanks for the bolan link, WOWSERS! 0_0

that’s a big ‘duh’ on the brittany murphy query.

giggity.

paladin 7/26/2005 @ 4:52 pm

spencer, where are the steely dan mp3s coming from?

only one old enough to care…

CiaraEATaSammich 7/26/2005 @ 4:56 pm

I don’t know why you think Ciara Christenson is someone we need to keep an eye out for.

She looks nastier than Lindsay Lohan. Lohan only needs to eat 3-4 sammiches, but this Ciara girl you posted looks like she needs to eat at least 9-12 sammiches.

wha? 7/26/2005 @ 6:05 pm

if there’s ever a movie about him, my vote is for bill the cat to play pete doherty. thhhhhpp!

Mimi 7/26/2005 @ 8:06 pm

Is MTV even relevant anymore? Anybody that thinks Gwen Stefani is award worthy is either in middle school or being paid off Sony style.

mrs 7/26/2005 @ 9:56 pm

Why does every recent picture of Sean Penn make him look like he’s getting ready to portray a tomato in his next film.

Either he needs to lay of the face tanning or he’s about to drop dead of a stroke.

NARM! NARRRRRM!

lagerfeld 7/27/2005 @ 3:10 am

move over ciara and move over, uma.

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