Oh my gawd I want to take my face and shove it between Brooke Burkes tits and make motorboat noises. bbbrrrb! brrrb!

knoxville / moss sighting in nyc confirmed. btw, miladys only turns into a “night club” when they sweep out the all day drunks and run out of mozz sticks. it wil be sad to see it close when the genovese family has no more money to launder through there.

that key-tarist woman just made me choke on my taco bell with laughter.

So the Rob Thomas witticism made me laugh outloud. From there to the stunning talents of Belinda on her saucy keyboard…oh g-fidchen. how I love you so.

I never knew you could attach a keytar to a stand. It seems to have really opened the door for some awesome new dance moves.

How did I know that Brooke was going to be the #1 item today???

Is the Ghost Rider preview working for anybody?

holy pixies! now i know what i’ll be doing all weekend. thx, spencer. (is it weird that they looked older in their heyday than they do now?) p.s. brooke b. has been get “wild on” every single available penis since the she first scored that job on the E! channel. lastly, i can’t understand what the fuck Weather Man is about—no discernable point, some random subplot about a fat kid and archery, michael caine’s weird accent cropping up in spite of the fact he’s supposed to be an american…and yet…i can’t wait to see it! love ya, fidds!

Thanks for the monkeys (and the screen saver)!

the keyboard playing woman has to be at my wedding. i wonder if she can play the song from tetris and still do those sultry dance moves. if so, i’m willing to bet the bank on someone in the wedding party hooking up with her cause she had some mad skillz.

That is the best Brooke photo. Thank god she got divorced. That Garth ugly was fugly. I wonder if he did her tits.

Fratboy was rubbin’ a rose across Moss’ cheek? Nigga please! Does that shit ever get the ladies? You know, I bet it does…

I didn’t download it to see how far it went, but that second night of the Pixies on Dennis Miller contains the biggest trainwreck in the history of late night television.

The Pixies perform, the crowd goes bezerk, Dennis flings his chair and breaks his desk, then… without going to commercial… Miller brings out Crossfire’s Michael Kingsley for what has to be one of the most boring interviews ever given. The crowd’s still fired up and screaming here and there, and Michael’s just slowly yammering about nothing. It’s AMAZING television. It was just too bizarre to tape over.

i just jerked off to your website dude. Kinda sprayed it on the keyboard. That bitch is HOT!

rock on

Tara Reid WASTED!!

http://totallycrap.com/media/taraandparis/

Damn, Tara’s drunky slop.

I’d hit it