Did you know that Wedding Crashers star Isla Fisher has written two “best selling” novels? The first, Seduced By Fame (read the reviews) is, as Jane Curtis writes:

A tale of a young woman’s rise to television fame, swept from the suburban nightmare of Borrringup to the glitz and glamour of Melbourne to star in Sunshine Coast, a soap starring every girl’s pin-up boy, Daniel Hunter. Isla’s ‘novel’ follows a pretty typical Mills and Boon/Sweet Valley High plot, with an assertive but lovelorn Jade attempting to live it up big (taking ecstasy and grooving with rock sensations {ED. note: brace for greatest band name ever} The Frothing Alsatians) but finally learning that it’s the sweet wholesome girl that gets the boy in the end. (In a letter to her readers, Isla assures us that Jade Silver is a fictional character but that ‘her experiences, in some ways, have been very similar to mine’.)

And her second “best selling” novel Bewitched is the story of “a ballet dancer who falls in love with a Hungarian gypsy.” (They can’t all be Gravity’s Rainbow!) So, she’s secretly a writer that likes to party hard. Hmmmmmmm. Who would be a good fit for her? (Obvs!)

• Not sure nymphomaniacs is the right word.

• Did Owen Wilson stay out waaaaaaay too late the night before the big Melbourne, Australia Wedding Crashers premiere? All ingenious Bottle Rocket referencing signs and Eddie Aikau hats point to hell yes. Nice Nikes, Stallion. Oh, and Ali G, Owen Wilson is sleeping with your fiance. Just a heads up.

• Samuel L. Jackson to play Afro, a black samurai futuristic warrior who is out to avenge the death of his father in Afro Smaurai, or what they should call it: License To Print Hilarity!!!

• Ricky Gervais will trade places with Homer on an upcoming episode of The Simpsons.

• David Schwimmer manages to find yet another woman who doesn’t think he’s a giant wuss.

• Is J. Lo pregnant? Who the hell cares, our 15 minutes of fame are almost up!!!

• Ween has a few tour dates up, mang.

• Snowden plays the Earl tonight.

• Letterman has Vince Vaughn and Jessica Simpson on tonight.

• RIP: Chapelle’s Show

• Trip Girl: Daniele Freitas (nsfw)