call of the wild

Mad Season :: I Don’t Know Anything (Self Pollution Radio, Seattle, WA. 01.08.95)

8/15/2005

Smells Like Fair Trade

Today’s skinny civilian online silkscreen t-shirt model award goes to the blonde vaguely-asian girl from spraygraphic.com. So, congratulations to her.

cabbage head  

oh my god.

Ahh yes the heady and innocent times of Breakin’ 2:Electric Boogaloo, when the Shabba and Turbo could entertain us by dancing with brooms. I miss those days.

schlaumadchen  

Too thin! Those toothpick arms could kill a small man. With their pointy-ness, I mean.

Gotta be implants.

Exhibit A: Asian

Exhibit B: toothpick arms

Also, let’s all boycot the Tommy Lee media onslaught designed to promote his reality show and crappy music. Don’t believe the hype.

i, like, had SUCH a total crush on Ozone. he was super dreamy!!!

Harold Wormser  

i challenge anyone to a break off…turbo included!

It’s a good thing Tommy Lee has a foot long purple headed yogurt slinger. His new song reminds me of the tune Brock Landers and Chest Rockwell laid down in Boogie Nights.

Carpetmuncher  

Its scary to see Toadstool completely plowing another mushroom tip down with full force. Who knew he had penis envy?!?

Tommy Lee does a great Sheryl Crow impersonation!

Asian?

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