Memories, light the corners of my mind, Misty Butter-flavored memories, Of the way we were, Scattered pictures, Of the smiles we left behind, Smiles we gave to one another, For the way we were, Can it be that it was all so simple then? Or has time re-written every line? If we had the chance to do it all again Tell me, would we? Could we?

• Comments alluding to Britney Spears’ oral sex prowess have been cut from a British documentary titled Britney’s Redneck Roots (punchlines all around), so as not to offend the Red Bull swilling barefoot & pregnant white trash pop strudel.

• Tilda Swinton to play Velvet Underground femme fatale Nico in the upcoming biopic from Young Adam director David Mackenzie.

• Jenny McCarthy’s Dirty Love is packed with nudity, just in case the funny doesn’t work out as planned.

• Winona Ryder: Still shop-lifting after all these years.

• Tom Hanks, looking more like the early Joe Banks, in The DaVinci Code.

• More (mutant-hookerless) X-Men 3 casting news.

• Watch the trailer for Guy Richie’s new version of Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels Revolver.

• Eva Longoria sticks her bikini’d ass in the air poolside.

• David Beckham’s ass tattoo says El Becks, which is spanish for “The Conceited Gonad.”

• Read about the latest The Devil Wears Prada casting news over at Vogue.com. Wait, that can’t be right.

• The lacy under-drawers of Damaris.

• Fiona Apple to release Extraordinary Machine in October. 2 songs at iTunes today.

• New Franz Ferdinand site and presale tickets on sale now.

• Self-lovin’ Productshopnyc has the new Franz Ferdinand and Bloc Party tunes up for the download.

• Full tracklisting for the upcoming Sire Records 3 CD 1 DVD box set Just Say Sire.

• Leno has Norm McDonald on for some reason tonight. Leno still not funny!

• A few Joe Versus The Volcano soundtrack MP3s.

• Nike translates the running barefoot experience, which promotes good biomechanics for runners, to a shoe… And they like big juicy butts.

• The Best Of Craigslist (via taleoftwocities)

• Happy Birthday Charles Bukowski