So The Comeback isn’t the greatest HBO show ever. Whatever. The delectable and always almost topless Juna played by Malin Akerman (tough break on the name) is reason enough to continue watching. Although, the jury is still out as to whether her Cameron Diaz imitation is better than Anna Faris’s hi-lariously spot-on take from Lost In Translation.

UPDATE: In some sort of nauseating (yet cute) never ending circle of life imitating reality TV imitating life, it turns out Malin Akerman really does have a band (brace for worst band name ever) Ozono, just like she does on The Comeback! That’s faux fucking clever! They even pose for promo pics (would it be faux-mo pics?) on a movie set in faux-city streets. The video for “Poison” could not be faux-er, and you definitely don’t want to miss their page of faux-MP3s… Seriously, is any of this for real or just reality TV imitating reality TV?

• Hollywood’s eternal meatstick Jeremy Piven is buying a penthouse sex condo in Manhattan that comes with a 58 ft sex pool, a private sex elevator and a teak sex tub on the roof deck.

• Looks like somebody forgot to power-down the new and deluded Katie Holmesbot Cruise000 after the Bought Love world tour ended. In a related story, Chris Martin, why are you still talking? Shut the fook up and sing, you ninny.

• Tara Reid imposter spotted in Germany.

• Jude Law not packing heat.

• Steve Carell to star in The 40 Year Old Hornball.

• Steve Martin’s Shopgirl gets the quicktime treatment.

• Arrrrgghh! Normal hat not fit Ben Affleck fat head!!! Why, Jennifer Garner?!?! Why?!?!!!

• The Diary Of Angelina Jolie: You think you know, because you read US Weekly, but you have no idea… actually, yeah. You probably do know.

• Interviews with Cillian Murphy and Rachel McAdams of the upcoming Wes Craven in-flight movie Red Eye.

• Flickskinny are almost too jaded to enjoy the Voodoo charms of Kate Hudson in Skeleton Key.

• Neil Young reprises contract with Reprise Records.

• Queens Of The Stone Age frontman and Craig Kilborn on steroids imposter Josh Homme pulled a hammy on stage in Australia last month that required surgery. Let us pray.

• Only three days left to catch Graphic Noise, the excellent exhibition of contemporary concert posters at MODA in downtown Atlanta at 85 Peachtree Center Avenue, in the Marquis II Tower.

• Ray Lamontagne plays a sold-out show tonight at The Roxy. Don’t have tickets? Well, close those eyes, strap on the ear goggles and listen to this free mp3 of Ray doing Trouble live at 3rd and Lindsley in Nashville, TN.

• John Hammond plays the Red Light Cafe tonight.

• According to the Flagpole, Big Boi of Outkast will be releasing Athens rapper, and one time Bulldog Sporting Goods employee Bubba Sparxxx’s third album Space Mountain on his Purple Ribbon label in October.

• Is David Sedaris scared of Georgia?

• Jon Stewart has The World According To Garp author John Irving as his guest on tonight’s The Daily Show.

• Watch the 2003 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show in all its faux-important cheesecake glory.

• Yolanthe van Kasbergen in FHM! No? How about Gina Gershon in Maxim?

• So true, Ziggy. So true.