Scattered, Smothered and Covered
According to the field operative we dressed up as Hunter Thompson, filled with window pane and sent to the 2005 Mercedes-Benz Polo Challenge at the Bridgehampton Polo Club in Bridgehampton last weekend, regulars on the pony and mallet scene Stephanie Seymour and Peter Brant were noticeably absent and are said to have separated after 10 years of marriage. Really, not a shame at all.
Ugh. Guess that makes us Team Law? Whoops! Cancel our order.
That Ashton Kutcher is one hilarious douchebag.
Teri Hatcher: (sigh) We get it. You’re a “Desperate Housewife,” alright? Haha. We get it.
Eva Longoria: Hated by poles everywhere.
Juliette Lewis: Scientologist? Yeah, that sounds about right.
Brooke Burke flashes the audience on Rock Star INXS.
Oh, no! Cojo needs a new kidney? Ben Affleck has two spare kidneys he can have.
Feast is good!
Watch the trailer for Yours, Mine and Ours, because there’s no way you are going to see the movie.
Kelly Osbourne Halloween costume, fat-suit, pill habit and grating personality not included.
Madonna was “over-horsed.”
The Fall 2005 Jennifer Lopez Collection: Clothes for the woman with no dignity, who is also blind.
Heather Marks’ polaroids, March 10, 2005.
The enigmatically naturally pneumatic Keeley returns to Page3. (nsfw)
Having drawn an amazing 293,000 fans during its three-month run at the Arts Centre, Melbourne, the Kylie Minogue free exhibition is now available for your viewing pleasure online.
Bad Punchline: Power Ranger charged with murder
Happy 50th Birthday, Waffle House. (via fatasianbaby)
RIP: Esther Wong
k.griff is the hawt. not. just threw up a bit in my mouth.
Heather Marks made up for it, though
aww poor avril lavinge. boo hoo.
if you can’t take the heat, stay out of the kitchen. (i.e. if you aint tough, don’t try to act like it.)
I’d like to fuck her on the tennis court if you catch my meaning.
as a proud latino pole, i can honestly say i’m envious of eva longoria’s success… i mean, what does she have that i dont?? perfect english pronunciation?
and who likes oasis anyway?? maroon 5 deserve that for being so stupidly lame
oasis? maroon 5? wha? miguelito, you loco.
kathy griffin confounds,conflicts and confuses me. (“I’m just a caaaaveman.”) she’s so low-rent yet sometimes she makes me laugh.
Peter Brant looks like a villian from a film married to the beautiful woman the protagonist ends up with in the end.
i’d like to ace her deuce if you get my meaning.
Keely… marry me?
kathy griffin has had just enough plastic surgery to be doable when you’re shit-ball wasted. good for her. if only they could remove her joke hole.
i’d like to eat her ass with grape jelly. if you catch my meaning.
The fact that Kathy Griffin has spent thousands of dollars on countless operations and still lloks like Dee Snyder reminds me of the old saying.. “put some lipstick on that pig”. Give it up Kathy. You’re not attractive, never were attractive, and will never be attractive. I can’t believe her annoying ass had a guest starring role on Seinfeld. What Im trying to say is that I hate her. girls with eating disorders look hot
jen, that is exactly what i was thinking about heather marks—a ham on rye. STAT!
I’d like to butter her muffin, if you know what I mean.
Heather Marks went to my high school. She is not that hot in person. My friend made out with her.
Could Stephanie Seymour at least change out of her nightgown before going out in public?
kathy griffin. how did she even get on television?
I gorfot about Ice-id!
please take griffin down.
i hear her voice every time at look at that picture.
if i could get away with it.. i would soooo kill her.
Haw
I love her! Oh wait I’m getting her confused with the chick on News radio. I love News Radio!
I’d hit her over the head with a shovel, then bury her in a shallow grave in the Okefenokee Swamp, if you get my meaning.
kathy would get it, after a gag in the mouth.
man, heather is fat! ;-)
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someone get Heather Marks a sandwich. or five.