3 posts in one day? Loves it.

Nick and Jess split AND Tom and Katie offspring all in one, the bloggers best be getting overtime for this onslaught.

holy jeebus, what a day for the tabloids. angie and brad need to announce their nuptuals and then we can call it a day! awww, kelly looks cute with her short ‘do.

Ummm, I love how the laws of gravity don’t apply to Brooke’s breasts. That 7th shot makes it look like she grew a middle arm. Wow.

http://www.flurl.com/attachments/2005/Oct/5/FLURL-dot-com-1047-07.jpg

so like, when do you paint?

this is what i get for napping in the afternoon. maybe this is one big nightmare! ( and im not talking about kellys hair)

dock glue gun a days pay for nappin’ on the job…………

Does Kelly Osbourne ingest arsenic?

Am trying to control my comments today and be und gud lil gurl. But could not resist sharing this w/ya because I know u heart sedaris: (nsfw and not for prudes) http://www.thebsquad.com/movies/9%5EPuberty-Pals.swf from your beloved perezhilton.com

i thought she was a virgin?!?

Brooke’s ex-husband was a plastic surgeon, the one that was in Extreme Make-over (?) insert comment here

i’m horrified beyond words. horrified.

I feel bad for poor Lauren and all the shit she gets from the hipsters (I bet she has a better Porsche than Wintour now anyway). Fuck Gothamist as well, I says…

gay rumors? eff that, what about the infertility rumors? why did he & nicole kidman (beautiful back then) adopt??

This item “proves” the relationship is real.

I’ll be taking bets on Katie having a miscarriage…

If she has a miscarriage, not only will they get sympathy, but they won’t have to deal with a baby…and, more importantly, Tom will not have to deal with a vagina touching his penis.

Your title line is PRICELESS.

I just choked on air, that’s how much you got me. Thank you.

You Katie Holmes was impregnated by some guy wearing a cloak in a candle lit basement in some Scientology building in LA…because Tom Cruise is gay as gay as the day is long…besides I thought he was shooting blanks…his other two kids are adopted…se nobody was buying that they are in love, so instead of cutting their losses they just grabbed shovels and started digging…she probably got another couple of million for it…I wonder if they told her that Scientolgist only believe in natural child birth first…No drugs for you!!!!

Ms. Holmes was impregnated by Richard Simmons.

C’mon, it’s just as likely.

Uh Mr.Wilson…the reason why Brooke’s boobs look like that is because THEY’RE FAKE!(she was married to a plastic surgeon) Either that or she’s holding it in place with her arm. Photographers tell her to position herself in certain ways so that her whole body looks appealing. Oh and FYI, gravity applies to EVERYONE.

I blame the rain on the guy from Travis lying when he was 17.