That's My Story And I'm Sticking To It
This recent photo taken of Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey vacationing in Italy may appear to be the portrait of a happy couple in love, but when we zoom in on Jessica’s phone, a text message reveals otherwise. CLOSE UP.
Mischa Barton needs money to pay for the mortgage on her $7 million house. Another reason to not watch The OC!
The truly horrific movie deals just keep rolling in for wonderbread Steve Carell.
Star digs around in the Simpson/Lachey bullshit for clues.
One great picture of Maria Menounos. What? We need a reason?
That’ll teach that big meanie Brad Pitt!
An Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie is in the works. Which is pretty good news for all of you interested in seeing an Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie.
MTV buys iFilm for 49 extra large. Oh happy day. Just what we need, streaming My Super Sweet 16.
Spiderman director Sam Raymi no longer Sam Raymi, according to Danny Elfman.
So, is Colin Quinn getting a cut?
Maxim Girlfriend of The Day Meredith’s commando secret: “I never wear underwear.” Except in all her pictures.
Christina Aguilera belting out something on the set of her new Pepsi commercial.
Download the new Madonna track “Hung Up.” (MP3)
New Strokes video to feature full-frontal nudity. None of which you will ever actually see.
E! gives the new Dangerdoom album an A!
Alright, who’s the wiseacre that bought the Nickleback CD?
The Sun Comes Through: What it would sound like if John Lennon went all Krautrock on us. And was still alive to do so. (via catbirdseat)
Saturday is the The Great Decatur Beer Tasting Festival where people get really drunk from drinking beer from really small glasses all day long. Buy tickets.
Last night of Karaoke at Foxz.
I am Sofa King Retarded
that’s a sweet dick target that spike’s sporting
Same person/people two days in a row as the picture? That is a first.
They don’t even look happy. I can fake smile better than that.
i dated a girl once that never wore underwear, the slut was a walking skid mark. its hot to finish getting laid, get up to hit the head, and look down to see a nice, dry, flaky streak right up the center of a pair of hiphuggers. ladies: wear underwear, especially on dates. thank you.
- the mgt.
Thank God, I was getting antsy wondering what was going on with Nick and Jessica. There lives are very important to me. They’re my Richard and Liz.
How did you even catch that Spike Lee joint? hilarious
A 5’5” 23 YO model/actress/bartender from Sherman Oaks?! And with a bachelors in Fashion Merchandising?! NO WAY!
Its titled “That’s My Story and I’m Sticking To It” because when egomaniac Spike Lee jerks off while reading his own words, the book literally does stick to his hands.
does anyone even drink pepsi?
you know how i know you’re gay?
you listen to nickleback.
EreIAmJH, it’s:
I am Sofa King We Taught Ed
Nickleback Chad has the Giant Ogre Hands!
The “close up” is GREAT! Thanks for the laugh today….
Looks like Nick Lachey just got a Dirty Sanchez right before that picture was taken.
Poop Lip!
http://www.thebsquad.com/movies/9^Puberty-Pals.swf
Thanks Jen… I thought I was wrong, but googling the lyrics didn’t help. Google sucks. You on the other hand are HOT!!
Full fontal nudity rules, but the question is: serif, or sans serif?
don’t promote you fucking swf files asshole.
hajimemashite,,,gomenasai eigo wakarimasen(;´Д`)
Hell Yes!
The Dangerdoom album is amazing! I just keep playing it over, and over, and over…
www.sixeyes.blogspot.com
same musical touchpoints of late. your doppleganger? plus q&a w/darnielle. love this site.
“Jessica’s phone” is supposed to have “gum” on it. Geez Spencer, all the cool kids have them.
Nickleback - oldie but a goodie: http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=4258547
I think Nick and Jess are totally putting up a front. They are so over, I wish they weren’t they were such a cute couple. But Nick is better than Jess, he deserves someone who will treat him better.
do you know when they are in concert in LA, I’m on radiohead’s “list”? that’s where i saw brad, jen and jack black (wearing earplugs). not lying! but I won’t tell you who I know. so nyehnyehnyehnyehyeh! :)
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