As Ugly As I Seem
Madonna falls out of the 70’s tree and hits every regretful fashion disaster on the way down. The great-great-great-great-great-great-grandmother of reinvention stopped by TRL to promote her new material goods and generally look tired and old.
Blonde Item: Bijou hands Paris the phone who immediately says into it, “She’s so ugly and jealous! She’s just a jealous, ugly, anorexic idiot…I know, she’s pathetic!” Kim Stewart then tells Paris to “Shhh..shut up!” Wonder who she was talking about. (hint?)
It’s good to have the old Britney back!
Loud and obnoxious sober, loud and obnoxious drunk Kiki Dunst headed for Betty Ford.
Beowulf co-star spills the Brangelina wedding beans? No.
Obviously, Elektra director Rob Bowman didn’t get the memo about how much his movie sucked ass.
Goldenfiddle’s favorite party girl Bijou Phillips is back on the market.
Jack and Meg White Stripe stopped by Charlie Rose last night for the usual Q&A and played one song, “As Ugly As I Seem.” Meg was, as always, adorably inarticulate, shy and barefoot, so Jack did most of the talking and brow furrowing. The question of Jack’s current waist-size never came up, but he did mention that what he really wanted to do was direct. How novel. The whole thing was very Tom Waits (Jack even brought a cane), minus the great one liners. Waits appeared on Martin Mull’s talk show in the 70’s swigging from a bottle of booze, and when joked about the liquor, he famously responded, “I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.”
Rivers Cuomo is going back to school, again.
The new Strokes single “Juicebox” shows up on ebay.
4 new Clap Your Hands Say Yeah songs (from their recent Atlanta show) are up for the download at You Ain’t No Picasso. (via LHB)
Victoria’s Secret’s $12.5 million bra, Giselle Bundchen not included.
Catherine Zeta-Jones and Mercury Prize winners Anthony and The Johnsons on Letterman tonight.
Fabriana Semprebom in GQ (via jaggle)
Chapter 11: Death by irony.
come on, madonna is still hot.
-Madge’s Hair: . Yeah, Brando impersonations aren’t great in print.
-Do you think in his eagerness to be a throwback Jack’ll go the whole bloated, sequin leisure suit route ala Elvis?
oops! it should’ve said: Madge’s Hair: “the haaaraaor, the harroaror”
Obviously, the Rob Bowman link is missing a file extension…
Madonna is truly the “material girl”, if the material in question is crepe, and the reference is her skin - Jesus, get a freakin’ peel or something, you have more money than God!
Dang, my guess for ugly, jealous and anorexic was Nicole… better luck next time.
Check out Jack and Meg in Coffee and Cigarettes - their bit is weird. The movie also features Tom Waits, oddly enough, and his bit is one of the funniest, most awkward things I have ever seen.
Keep up the good work, Spence…
meg is oddly hot, but it feels wrong because i can’t convince myself she’s not brain damaged.
a.& the johnsons sound like maya angelou to me. not dissin’, its just what i hear.
Re: Madonna, It’s the wavy hair, the brown on brown, it’s the too short jacket..ah heck it’s everything that’s wrong.
Cmon guys, Madonna looks great for her age. I hope I’ll look that good when I’m 103.
i caught that white stripes appearance on charlie rose, and i can honestly say that meg white is a tornado on the skins… or at least a mild storm …a stiff breeze? …a loud fart that doesn’t smell? …sigh, ok she sucked.
madona is just soooooooooo yesterday!
madge is fabulous and GORGE! what sort of look did y’all expect for her skin? it could be worse.
Madonna is just kind of played out!
That Clap Your Hands show was awesome, but not as good as New Pornographers last night. Double encore, bitches.
Martin Mull had a talk show?
i didnt know rivers was celibate.whats up with that?
i think britney will throw the kid out the window one day. im sure of it. give it to tomkat or brangelina.
The pop music game is for the young, dumb, and full of come. I feel sorry, especially, for females trying to have a shelflife beyond twenty. The Stones and McCartney are exceptions to the rule.
corner of bedlam and squalor! where do you dig this stuff up? i suspect that veronica, the gf secretary, does all the research and you usurp all the credit like some kind of blogging thomas edison.
but she can catch the moon in her hands, she’s gonna live forever, people will see her and cry. FAME!
Man, I don’t think Madonna looked that bad. It’s just that she’s on TRL. That’s what looks bad. There’s something just so … desperate? … pandering? … fuck, sad about it.
It’s like seeing your friend’s mom shopping at Hot Topic or something. It’s not that Madonna looks bad, it’s just so… undignified. That’s the word.
god, her hair is gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gaaaaaaaaaaaay. stupid, stupid gay hair.
i’m thinking that “anorexic idiot” is the new hollywood slang for “cokehead”
How much d’you suppose Madonna paid for her torso-ectomy?
And is she making fists in her jacket pockets or are those her tiny-yet-saggy boobs?
All in all, she looks like a cross between that annoying chick from “That 70’s Show” and the annoying chick from “Joey.”
Holy crap, Meg looks skinnier than I’ve ever seen her. And I’ve seen her at least twice.
madonna is really only a pair of jhodpurs and a cigarette extender away from turning into: freespace.virgin.net/donna.moore/gifs/betdavis.jpg
Is Rivers pregnant? Inquiring minds want to know.
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Meg is so fuckable it’s weird.