call of the wild

Mad Season :: I Don’t Know Anything (Self Pollution Radio, Seattle, WA. 01.08.95)

10/20/2005

Criminal

Nicole listens for a heartbeat inside the cold, dead, husk that is Mischa Barton.

  • Fattie Mcfatterson Fattiepants, AKA Jessica “Fat Alba” Alba encourages younger -also grossly obese- girls not to be so uptight about their lovely lady lumps and humps in their trunks. Thanks, Jessica Alba!

  • Danny “I really like jazz!” Masterson is the self-proclaimed leader of the Douchebag Nation, under Hollywood, indivisible, with Fez and groupies for all.

  • Cinecon talks to Cheaper By The Dozen and Cheaper By The Dozen 2’s Steve Martin about Shopgirl and the art of psychiatry.

  • Lohanbrown: Lindsay goes Barbie brown.

  • US Weekly sticking to their guns.

  • Crap imitates crap, which will most likely imitate more crap.

  • Mary Keebler Olsen steals the hotel bathrobe.

  • Actually, Rose McGowan was not arrested for cocaine. Just scolded.

  • Avril goes to book premiere. How punk?

  • Paul McCartney talks to NPR about the recording of his new Nigel Godrich produced album Chaos and Creation in the Backyard.

  • Tom Delonge of Blink 182 explains the unexplainable “indefinite hiatus.” Because someone had to have asked him about it, right?

  • Phish to release live CD.

  • Achtungbaby reminds us of the younger, crazier, more child-pornier Fiona Apple.

  • Paul Hemphill signs copies of his Hank Williams biography, Lovesick Blues, tonight at Chapter 11 in Norcross.

“Nicole listens for a heartbeat inside the cold, dead, husk that is Mischa Barton.”

Kee-Riced that’s funny.

Punk or not, that’s the best Avril’s looked in pics in a long while.

And Steve Martin can stick his new snide and obvious “insights” about Los Angeles up the ass of The New Yorker.

amelie poulin  

avril’s so pretty without the pseudo-image!!!

LOL on fattie mcfatterson and the keebler. thanks for the laugh. GFiddle could be a limericist.

If I’ve said it once I’ve said it a thousand times… Wide Spread Panic sucks…but not as much as Phish….

Aww I love Mischa and Nicole :(
Avril is such a poser!

vivian pickles  

Just what I need—another live Phish CD!!!

BTW, THIN BRIT!! I thought she would be a fat mom with fat mom arms.

WSP is awesome bitches.

Danny and the Douchebag Nation are bringing their particular brand of “culture” to the ATL. http://www.accessatlanta.com/entertainment/content/entertainment/peachbuzz/index.html

Spencer, I didn’t know you were such a pimp.

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holy FUCK, that first fiona clip was intensity in ten cities. girl needs to get out from that piano more often…wow. what does the scream at the very last bit of the 2nd clip? “judge yourself”?

steve martin’s pure drivel was anything but. read it.

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7123/469/1600/brought%20to%20you%20by.jpg

There you go sport. Now stop stalking me.

Hang on a tick… are you sure that dark-haired Lohan isn’t Robin Tunney? I’m just askin’/sayin’.

I always enjoy how LaLaWood labels starlets who are 30 lbs underweight as “curvy” and “healthy”. It’s those ones who are 60-70 lbs underweight who are too skinny.

Those fucking shirts…THEY WILL BE MINE MWAAHAHAHA!!!

avril be lookin like nicole kidman

Jeannie Bueller  

would anyone care if fez got hit by a car while crossing the street?

even i concede that avril looks beautiful in these pictures

Am so going to watch the 70s show finale and enjoy it even though it will suck, so in the immortal words of Bill the Cat: “Pffffht!”

;)

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