call of the wild

Mad Season :: I Don’t Know Anything (Self Pollution Radio, Seattle, WA. 01.08.95)

10/21/2005

Fordbidden Fruit

Tom Ford does a little ass-buffing, among other things, in the new issue of W Magazine. Oh, world of fashion. Why must you be so saucy? (fabulously nsfw)

i thought it was christian from nip/tuck. i think i’ll keep fantasizing that it was…thanks for the unsettlingly erotic gay porn, gf!

at first glance, i thought that was jeremy piven.

Is it wrong for a hetero girl to be turned on by such a gay metrosexual?

fearless freak  

remind me not to buy Tom Ford brand wax.

He’s not a “gay metrosexual.” He’s full on homosexual. Wow, such a “provocative” issue W has this month, a fashion model with a coke habit on its cover and a fabulous gay designer on the inside.

I would like to place Paris Hilton on that stretch rack, buff her ass to a fine glow, then ram the hell out of her.

hmm. i don’t understand. but perhaps i should get on that pile of unread w magazines that is growing on my floor.

When I die, I want to be given Sainthood for being able to type words withouth mispelling too badly considering how fucking drunk I am at this moment.

k 10/21/2005 @ 8:37 pm

at first glance, i thought that was jeremy piven.

“Let’s buff it out bitch!”

When I die, first order of business is to find out why Tom Ford had to be gay.

Come to think of it, he does resember Jeremy Piven and Giovanni Ribisi’s older, hotter, gayer, and better dressed older brother.

Tom Ford, you are too damn delicious for words.

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