Surely, You Must Be Joking?
Lindsay Lohan drops her bullet in the toilet at Koi.
Reason #2,349,873,626 to love Parker Posey. Can somebody please introduce her to Andy Dick? Together, they would be UNSTOPPABLE!
From McSweeny’s Recommends:
Laguna Beach Kristin visited old flame Stephen in San Francisco a few episodes ago; she stayed, chastely, in a hotel. He responded, while dropping her off, by handing her an empty Chinese-takeout container found (planted?) on the floor of his truck and gruffly suggesting that she throw it away. Ineffable gestures like this one abound. Why watch The O.C., really?
“A lotta cats be frontin, mad singles with a fitty on top, L got the city on lock.’ These are lyrics that I will recite to my grandkids while we sit around the 200 inch plasma screen fireplace and eat futuristic cookies.” So says Andy Milonakis, who has a new iTunes (celebrity?) playlist. It’s all rap, and it’s kind of great.
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member when parker and ryan adams were caught smoking crack at spy bar? ooohh BUSTED!
fry like bacon you freshman bithces
member when Lindsay Lohan was cute? ooohh, now she’s BUSTED!
mid afternoon update for this?
late afternoon comments check for the negative clever lyrical turd of “sit boo boo sit?” wake me up when the comments get funny, ever.
spencer, you can probably rest easy for a while.
Nothing like a tall glass of suudsu and the denzel to put a the cheat to sleep.
HA! Best one-line commentary on that La Lohan vid EVER. That said, the song is a guilty pleasure for me. Oh! So emotive! Oh! So melodramatic! Oh! So catchy.
Unstoppable assholes you mean? We need better, stronger assholes, God knows.
wake me up when you stop being a dramatical homosexual sarcastic asshole who puts up shitty updates in the mid afternoon. okay? thanks.
dramatical? lol. oh my god, some people are such ingrates. post something even half clever shit-for-brains, otherwise sayonara, & to quote david lee roth, don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya.
amen smithee,
shit boo boo shit, or get off the pot. you’re wasting everyone’s time, a-hole.
Hmm… I was just cat sitting in Pott’s Point last week. Unless Party Girl Posey was one of the hookers hanging out on Darlinghurst Rd. I didn’t see hide nor hair of her. Maybe she was busy ordering falafels.
Lohan is seriously skirting Joan Rivers territory.
a stole my damn name :(
Best line from the Parker Posey story: “It was then discovered there had been a change of tenants and Parker Posey, who they were led to believe was a man, had moved in.”
Lohan’s song and more importantly video(she directed it) are by far the most self indulgant peices of regurgitated cat shit I’ve ever seen or heard. Please Lindsay. We all know your father has a habit of inhaling 10 Bourbon and cokes, driving his car like billie joel, and beating your mom for using too many paper towels. but there’s no need for a song about it. Also, Lohans Dad has written a song from his jail cell. I bet it’s better
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Umm yeah, so now that Andy Milonakis’ playlist is out there we can delete it in a couple years when he is officially the next Tom Green, right? That kind of non-heat can totally kill a brand, people.