call of the wild

Mad Season :: I Don’t Know Anything (Self Pollution Radio, Seattle, WA. 01.08.95)

10/26/2005

It Offends Me

Meee-ow! Now that is how you go blonde, people. Rachel McAdams looking not too McShabby these days.

  • Skeet Ulrich emerges from whatever leaky car he’s been under this whole time.

  • Why is everything that comes out of Lohan’s mouth so gosh darn hilarious?

  • Sharon Stone to, once again, show the whole world her beat-up old lady flower in Basic Instinct 2,

  • The reasons you never asked for why James Bond does what he does and acts the way he acts will finally be revealed in the upcoming Casino Royale. Oh, boy? In a related story, James Bond is a wuss.

  • Cinecon talks to Hope Davis about The Weatherman and having director Gore Verbenski throw food at Nicolas Cage.

  • Out of the spotlight for some time now, Salma Hayek made an appearance at the 50th anniversary celebration of the Avon Foundation last night in New York City to reassure the world that she still has enormous breasts.

  • Kiki likes her crooked little teeth. And Patricia Arquette?

  • If they ever make a movie out of Courtney Love’s sordid comedy of a life, we think Cate Blanchett would be perfect in the lead role. Or Satan.

  • The Rolling Stones extend an invitation to Starbucks to the pants party. With the… with the pants.

  • We don’t recommend a lot of stuff here, because most stuff is pretty average, really. But the new Silver Jews album Tanglewood Numbers does not completely suck at all.

  • Download: Leonard Cohen BBC broadcasts from 1968. (via lhb)

  • Shitty video of Pearl Jam and Robert Plant at the House Of Blues in Chicago for the Hurricane Katrina Benefit playing “Going To California” and “Fool In The Rain” together. Also, Plant plays guitar(?) with Pearl Jam on “Rockin’ In The Free World.” Wow, they never play that one! (via blabbermouth)

  • Vice: the Dos and Don’ts make with the funny.

  • Only because you asked: Keeley of Page 3. (nsfw!)

room for square  

so no roman polanski directed home video of “Katie’s Baby?” bad timing. plus now the weather’s clear.

no sharon stone doesn’t crave attention. not one bit. a wallflower, she be. a shrinking violet (?)

miss the days when I could comment on the front page. haters hurt my tender, hippie, peace-lovin’ feelings. :)

Anonymous  

thanks for the headsup on cohen. movie looks incredible. can’t wait! :)

Happy Pony  

Totally. Have you read the Pitchfork interview w/Berman? Intriguingly insane but funny. I’ll try to dig up the line I loved, something about sex standing up and hanging wallpaper.

the do’s and don’ts just had me peeing in my pants.

Today’s post is Peter North strong, if blogs were streams.

Stunning Dunst Kirsten? Ah, no.

who has time to read about that hag dunst when keeley is back up on Page 3. her tits barely fit in my peripheral vision.

boyoiyoiyoiyoiyoing.

Salma’s boobs are bigger than before.

Lindsay Lohan  

Omigosh people-Like Come on! I do too hike, and I really, like, don’t go out that much any more. What do you call having to walk up the hill to Paris’ house in the hills? Duh-That’s a hike…And, just becasue I stay up till 7 in the morning at Paris’ house doesn’t mean I go out or do drugs. I hate this-I’m going to trade in my 300,000 Mercedes for something less flashy, like an Aston Martin, just so you people get off my back.

Happy Pony  

I think the Weatherman should just do away with plots, acting, storyline and show continuous footage of drinks being thrown at Nicholas Cage. I would pay good money to watch that for HOURS.

audience participation  

fair enough, carlolove, as soon as you leave the blogging to him and delete your pile.

cabbage head  

poor lenny cohen. whoever took his money should be shot.

what was the deal with the weatherman? wasnt that supposed to come out like a year ago…they had commericals on like every day and then poof! it vanished and never came out. now they are hyping it to death.

castor troy  

weatherman was filmed in Feb. of this year in Chicago…

Lohan/ Leaf Garrett…all we need is for her to ingest 3 ludes, drink a few cranberry vodkas, and hit I-95 with Paris riding shotgun. sweet

make that the 405

lost of boobs today. just saying. boobs!

Boobs indeed! Good lord, that’s a rack and a half! Sign Keeley up IMMEDIATELY as “Hot Girl in Elevator #2” for the next Vince Vaughn/Owen Wilson/Ben Stiler/Steve Carrell/Will Ferrel/Jack Black directed by Judd Apatow/Adam McKay/Todd Phillips/Ben Stiller $100 mil piece of shit that goes to unrated DVD.

uh, yeah, please leave the humor to spencer. don’t post a celeb name and do fake banter. it sucks. and god bless those keeley photos.

rachel mcadams looks like sienna miller with the new hair.

zombie flanders  

How long do you think it took “lindsay lohan” to compose the above post? Leave the funny to Spence, please.

I say implants. Don’t think she’s always had those stretch marks. Talk about ruining a perfectly nice rack. :(

rachel mcHottie

the superficial did a funny bitchy little blurb about kiki’s teeth. saw “Human Nature” with Patricia Arquette recently and I wasn’t bothered by her body being completely covered with hair as much as those mangled choppers of hers.

the real story is alexis’ sex change and who will get to keep his humdinger of a dong once its cut off.

Not ready for my Jellay  

A little warning please! Just openened Keely’s boobs to a work audience.

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