None More Creepy
Lara Flynn Boyle eats a sandwich, and it goes straight to her lips.
How Brad Pitt Will Die, volume 2.
Brooke Shields must really love those postpartum drugs.
While you were sleeping, Captain Malibu Matthew Perry was working every party in Holly wood.
Rambo 4: Oops I Crapped My Fatigues. No, how about: Rambo 4: First Blood-Filled Catheter… (sniff) Do you you smell that? It distinctly smells like Dakota Fanning in here.
Sienna Miller massage-receiving and exotic-cocktail-drinking her pain away.
Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker: So heter- er, happy together.
Wham, bam, no thank you, mam. David Bowie’s The Man Who Feel To Earth to get ye olde craptacular Hollywood re-makeover.
Gruesome pics from Eli Roth’s Hostel, which is being executive produced by blood-boy Quentin Tarantino. Goldenfiddle read the screenplay to this one a few months back, and it is brutal. Honestly, we can’t believe they’re really making it. And from the looks of these pics, the producers aren’t holding back either. Yes, that is an eyeball hanging out of that girl’s head.
Kate Moss is all better and cured of that pesky 9 year cocaine addiction. Yay! Now, wasn’t that easy?
Aaaaw, Alec Baldwin says the sweetest things.
Drew Barrymore: Wonder if she “acts” as hungover as she “acts” wasted. Wait. Hasn’t she been in AA since birth? What’s with all the Skol chuggin?
Sandra Bullock tries to smile, fails.
Kitchen Confidential, the little seen yet positively reviewed FOX show based on Anthony Bourdain’s best-selling book of the same name(minus the hard drugs) will return November 14th after poor numbers and a Major League Baseball imposed hiatus kept it off the air. Fans of Michael Vartan, who played Michael Vaughn on Alias, will be giddy to know that the ex beau-de-Garner will be making an appearance on the Kitchen comeback show as, you guessed it, a french chef named Michel. Also returning in November is everyone’s favorite little underachiever Arrested Development on the 7th with a one hour episode.
HBO: So what happened to all of Alan Ball’s deliciously depressing saps on Six Feet Under after they “died,” -or in Keith’s case, were shot? They rose from the grave and became gay vampires, duh!!!
Attention all other comic book nerds, Watchman: The Absolute Edition.
Karl Lagerfield: It’s like, how much more creppy could he be? and the answer is none. None more creepy.
H&M replaces Kate Moss with equally strung-out looking Italian model Mariacarla Boscono.
A Bunny Mcintosh photo essay, with words by Grandaddy.
Mp3: Here’s the first single from the OC Soundtrack. It’s called “Rock and Roll Queen,” by The Subways.
Ray Lamontagne’s performance on Austin City Limits will air this Saturday, October 29 on PBS. Please check yer local listings.
The Artic Monkeys vs. The Kaiser Chiefs? It’s kind of like Blur vs. Oasis, except no one owns any of their records.
Ham1: Athens gets a super-group
Update on Snow Patrol’s new album… Wait. Is it okay to admit that you like Snow Patrol yet? C’mon, they like Arrested Development!
The natural(?) wonder of the world that is Luba. (NSFW)
The Boy: Ale Marchi likes his yogurt.
I held that Watchmen boxset in my hand the other day at Jay&SilentBobs and was this close to throwing down for it. It has a nice heft to it. But I hate buying stuff there. K. Smith doesn’t need another dime of my $.
holy shit that hegre site is dangerous
Whos the girl with Perry in the first pic??
pringle, you probably recognize her as one of the Victoria’s Secret models.
Nice gash on that one.
luba make head dizzy.
to let you know that t is a true connoisseur of the skin trade, Luba is the wife of Archives photog Petter Hegre.
http://www.hegre-archives.com
I think Lara looks better than ever.
Except the trout lips.
i saw karl taking some photos of that chica on rodeo drive yesterday
are you sure Broderick isn’t posing in front of the Sex In the City exhibit at Madame Tussaude?
man, the buzz about the Arctic Monkeys is reaching fever pitch. can’t read or turn on anything w/o hearing about’em.
i call it now, if there’s a scooter libby movie john c. reilly plays tim russert. u heard it here.
Lagerfield? you hit it out of the park on that one
coldplay needs to shut the fuck up and get out of my sight for about a year.
alessandra ambrosio, something like that. I’d rather just look at her than go look up the correct spelling of her name.
Fidchen, my comments are always the white sugar to the usual molasses melange that goes on here, but really, capital post today. Just capital.
now if only the woman passing Alec Baldwin in the street could tell him to stop making crap for movies. and to pick up a blasted razor and do something about all that body hair. and while she’s at it, tell him and all the Baldwin brothers to wipe those pinched smug looks off of all their faces.
I’m back. Version 2.0. Anyone who says their comments are better than others are major losers themselves.
Lyla, you referencing me? White sugar is boring, dime-a-dozen. It was self depreciation, since my comments are ALWAYS simple praise rather than the witty/sandwich-eating/anything-said-by-that-guy/ hullabaloo that keeps me coming here. Bitch.
questioning the validity of your comments on a celeb blog makes you an even bigger loser. congrats.
i’d play Juicebox and then Poundcake by Van Halen and follow with some dirty/witty remark.
but as I’ve said before, this is why they don’t put me in charge of these things.
my comment was deleted. nice to know you censor this shit.
Don’t cry kid. waaaaaaaaaa. visual triple sad smiley face.
I went to the link about Lara Flynn Boyle and everyone says she’s looking great and has muscle tone, looks healthy…bah! She has hardly any muscle tone and she’s smoking! And those LIPS…OMG please deflate those fish puckers!
Oh and that Luba girl-I’d say the unnatural world…those boobs are out of proportion to the rest of her rail-thin body. So nasty. I’d like to see some frickin’ penis on this website for a change…so sick of all these fugly boobs.
Update! Update!
yes please i need something to do with my last 8 minutes
Reap it Murphy, you sonuvabitch!
wow. z berg looks really happy to be meeting matthew perry.
The ACL Ray LaMontagne….I was glued to the TV…that voice….LOVES it!
“I AM ME” http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000B66PD4.01.SCLZZZZZZZ.jpg …”Papa Joe likes my big boobies, although they’re not perfect like Jessica’s.”
Sorry I just had to do that-when I saw this pic(cover of her album) I could see she was trying to channel the whole sex kitten thing…and the fact that her proud daddy is her manager, he HAD to at least help her make this pic. Probably even helped her pick out the push-up bra she’s wearing. Ew.
Hey even the address has “BOOOB” in it! HA!
Ok I’ll stop.
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the funniest part of that brad pitt article is where they describe him as “The vaguely handsome star “. hahahah.