November 2007
Conclusive Proof That There Is No God and Humans... →
“Matt Lauer said he intended to get to the bottom of the mystery.”
– People
Fuck the present, living in the future is frickin'... →
“We could hang out on Thursday, but I’m so busy. I’m so busy with...”
– Josh Homme
WatchPaul Rand is like jazz. or something. (via http://well.thsy.org/)
Cage will play Speckles, a mole. →
“BoingBoing, the pretend-thinking-man’s Fark, BoingBoing, your source for...”
– Rex Sorgatz
“I miss my make-up artist, Stacey Panepinto. I miss my hairstylist, Richard...”
– Alec Baldwin
“I don’t get jealous when I see other bands, but when I see them I think...”
– Ed O’Brien, Radiohead, on Kings Of Leon, HAHAHA!!!
I'm So Bored With The USA
Let the backlash begin, again.
"His legs weren't leaking, but they were swollen,... →
“I swear Jennifer Garner has to be bathing in the blood of virgins because she...”
– Diablo Cody
Tales From The City
From LateShowWritersOnStrike.Com: People ask “What’s it like on the picket line?” Here’s a story from head writer Justin Stangel… This happened on Tuesday. I walked off the line to put my sweatshirt in my bag. I was standing next to one of the many girls with clipboards taking the names of the WGA members protesting. Not to sound mean at all, but a giant, fat,...
“Le Call has no comment.”
– a rep for One Model Management
“You know, Anthony Kiedis used Jägermeister to get off heroin, apparently.”
– Eddie Argos, Art Brut
