March 2008
February 2008
“Heigl showed exactly why people hate her by making the moment about her...”
– heartonastick
Charity Case
Kim Kardashian gives money to a disabled man. Not a homeless man, a disabled man. What a diamante.
“Vanity will not carry a band. But a band can carry vanity.”
– Keith Richards
A Simple Plan For Saving The Oscars →
“My cheeks hurt, I’m so happy.”
– Drew Barrymore, on dating the obviously very well-endowed Justin Long
“Film editing! Wow. Someone just took the lead in their Oscar pool based on a...”
– Jon Stewart
The Origin Of "The Spaghetti Incident" →
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“I thought Daniel Day Lewis had the best performance of the year. Then I saw La...”
– George Clooney
PUNK'D!!! →
WatchCheryl Bachman, Playmate of the Month, October, 1991!!! (NSFW)
“It’s like if you look at eBay rare acid folk psych albums and the guy will...”
– Stephen Malkmus
I Believe The Children Are Our Future
“At For Kids’ Sake, we believe that parenting is the most important work we get to do as adults. Raising little people to become kind and successful citizens of the world is incredibly complex today.” Neither Spears, 26, or Federline, 29, were present.
“Most likely, Wanda just needs some time to think over how much I mean to her,...”
– McSweeney’s
Why I don't buy bottled water... →
Kinks > Konk > Kooks →
Director Spencer Sloan is "more excited for the... →
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She even packs like a redneck! →
Pray this girl makes more videos. →
“Sometimes a stranger will do a weird thing with her mouth where you instantly...”
– Street Boners and Tv Carnage
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Lost
Uuuuuuuuuuuugh, Evangeline Lilly. Looks like you’re in a good mood, smiling and everything. So, what are we going to complain about this time? Sit down and start talking about how much of an idiot (you are) the airport is, okay, and… wait, you hate the airport? Hmmmm. where we have we heard this before? oh, right. Next up, China is not a communist country? Putz. Next, Japan sucks...