12/15/2007

Happy Holidays!

“I saw the trailer a while ago and was flat-out horrified. I won’t see this film under any circumstances, ever. I wouldn’t watch it with a loaded gun pointed at my head. ‘Go ahead… Shoot!’ I would calmly reply. ‘I regret that I have only one life to give in the cause of renouncing insipid family movies.’” ~ Jeffrey Wells

(via whatevs)

at least in the original they wore full length shirts, this one they walk around pantsless.

in the commercials they play the bow chicka bow bow song, one of many warning signs.

Wells is hilarious.

whups! i guess this won’t be the big career break davey cross has been waiting on.

would still listen to this over listening to Josh Grobin. this or swallow my own tongue.

Alvin did good numbers, what. up?????

ah, nostalgia for something that was never good coupled with the modern twist of hair gel and hoodies.

Good to see Jason Lee piss away this ‘career’ of his. Time to get him back to doing what he does best, skateboarding.

The nightmare version sounds like an animal collective song. These guys are effin’ geniuses.

i’d go see it if they made a version where Alvin lost his shit. him and theodore and simon a roving band of murderers chucky style, etc.

Scripts