12/21/2007
The Golden Sequel
We thinks Hellboy 2 is going to make X-Men 2 look like like Spiderman 3. And the other way around. With all those movies. And the same goes for Ghostrider, the Star Wars prequels and both Fantastic Snores… What were trying to say is, that Hellboy looks good. And like it or not, those other movies were terrible.
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These films have redefined the word “hero” for me. Now, a hero is anyone who can round up every copy of every stupid fucking movie full of unnecessary, overblown digital effects, put it all in a pile, set fire to the pile, pee on its ashes.
I don’t give a shit what kind of carbon footprint that leaves. Or what you’re wearing when you do it. Spandex, your mama’s bathrobe, whatever. You make it happen, you’re my hero.