Johnny Dangerously
Get this. According to the gossip rags across the pond, “GANGLAND mobsters are threatening to KIDNAP troubled rock star Amy Winehouse unless they get a ransom of £100,000. Jailbird villains put the squeeze on the singer’s terrified hubby Blake Fielder-Civil as he languishes in prison awaiting trial.” GANGLAND mobsters? KIDNAP!? Ransom!?! Put the squeeze!?!? Well what are the coppers doing about all this? Can they get Dick Tracy to solve the caper?! And what fucking year is it over there? We get Miss Redneck Teen Deluxe and the Brits get this 1930’s comedy spoof awesomeness? So unfair.
Maybe the gangland mobsters will accept payment in the form of ice lollies.
They make it sound like its soooo hard to confuse Blake. Blake. Who is with Amy.
And in Winehouse’s place the criminals shall install her identical twin Diamanda Galás!
they didn’t mention the bootlegging operation she has in her beehive.
she’d be safer as a hostage or in jail and off the streets.
i don’t know what it is about Jamie Lynn but she bores me to death, scandal or no.
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In my perfect dream fantasy world, Amy Winehouse marries Pete Doherty and they get a reality TV show and they have a baby named “Titanic.”