Chipmunk Money
“I tried again to explain the concept of the value of “credibility” and “artistic integrity” but he refused to take it in exchange for the house. This guy was a fucking idiot! But what could I do? He wouldn’t take no for an answer. If I wanted that cottage I would have to pay him money. Sigh. So I used my Alvin and the Chipmunks money to pay for the down payment. Seriously, I totally did.” ~ David Cross (via lindsayism)
indie cameos don’t pay much apparently. could not even imagine him in ratatouille.
All he had to do is say “The movie turned out to suck, but there were smart people working on it so I thought it was going to be OK.” Instead of a bunch of kettle logic.
“I did it because I needed the work, except I turned it down the first time.”
“Kids are stupid and kids movies suck, except I would much rather have done Ratatouille.”
“I knew it was going to suck in the first place, but I did it anyway because they threw money at me.”
Or was it all just a way to get to “Also, the NY Times called me ‘delightfully scene stealing’ so suck it!”?
don’t admit you read Google alerts on yourself. not a good look. that’s even worse than the Alvin appearance.
Soulja Boy’s getting the last laugh.
i don’t think its such a good idea to go around crackin’ wise about raven symone. he’s not even big enough to be a meal to her. fourthmeal, maybe.
Remember when Eddie Murphy apologized after doing Best Defense for the money, apologized for having his name on a piece of crap film he took just for a paycheck he couldn’t refuse?
Remember when he stopped apologizing?
Evil Carrot Top!
Mr. Show and Arrested Development probably weren’t cash cows. forgot about Anthony Clark; that guy got soooo many chances.
he needs a better agent, or investment broker.