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Toothy (and, yes, buxomy) cutie and Netflix favorite Kelli Garner has Red Velvet (Henry Thomas!), G Force (Mini Arden! and not that G Force, unfortunately), and The Six Wives of Henry Lefay (… S. Epatha Merkerson!) coming up. Let’s hope at least one of them doesn’t suck as hard as the other two probably will! On a more positive, newsyearsresolutiony type note, the grrrrrrrreat and pop-knowledgeable Mark Grambo is the new “Managing” Defamer, while some dude named Nick Denton is the new “Managing” Gawker!? It appears that 2008 is off to a brave new start.
Blonde Repulsion: “In one, they both unbutton their pants after eating pizza and sigh in sexually suggestive relief.”
Erm… we’re not familiar with Family Dinner Hoff.
Aaaw, they’re, Like, acting out a scene from Almost Famous.
Our new favorite phrase: Sobriety Setback. Quick, somebody make a t-shirt!!! As in: I’m not drunk! I’m just having a sobriety setback. or: Peed on your roommate’s dry cleaning? Sobriety setback!
rbally: HE’S BACK!!!
“I want my dollar back!” laurgh.out.loud.
Less than $2000. She could make more at a strip club. Or by selling 2girls type videos of people reacting/getting sick after watching the movie. Think, Papa Joe, think!!
are those really puppies or does Hasselhoff have Sharpei shaped manparts??
i’m glad Denton is around to bring us important stories like “the Incredibly Gay Hulk.” a lot of changes at Gawker lately.
One blog to rule them all! Hail Satan!
must be a new competition in the hipster olympics.
I thought Nick Denton’s job was to be more of a yachting, ascot wearing figurehead to all of Gawker media. Can only assume that by managing they mean temporary (and the job is up for grabs).
more like the sobriety interrupted the drunkeness. drunkus interruptus.
dude check out all of rballys comeback content. giddyup!
drunk LL is more fun. she did all of Italy over the weekend…as Martha Stewart sat somewhere seething with envy.
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congrats to Grambo!