1/16/2008

30 Rock: The Movie

Baby Mama: They couldn’t afford Baldwin. Or Rogen. or Bacon. or jokes. Speaking of vajayjays and bacon: what Paris Hilton’s gynecologist sees.

(via recidivism)

ouch. haven’t seen a trailer that bad since Shrooms.

great. another movie about peesticks and vadges. at least Teeth did something different. a Look Who’s Vadge is Talking movie.. that might be funny.

hilton’s vagina would be more bacon and crab. like something off the seafood menu at Outback Steakhouse.

CHOCOLATE OR POOP? I’M DRINKING YOUR MILKSHAKE! MY SUNGLASSES ARE FAMOUS!

There. My 2008 is all full.

This is from one of the writers of the Thunderbirds movie, btw. What could possibly go wrong?

What Hilton’s gyno and Madman Marz see are remarkably similar.

no, jerky. definitely jerky.

who’s gonna believe a story about a woman who can’t get pregnant. every woman on earth is pregnant right now. okay, hollywood.

the bacon picture is what the shroom movie should’ve used as its setting.

Scripts