Terrifying
William Edmonds is hogging all the great ideas.
Mommie Dearest: Print this one out, seal it in an envelope and send it to little Sean Preston and Jayden James when they’re 21.
Excellent call. Cool points deducted, Oscar nominee Diablo Cody! “Garner always looks like she should be riding a unicorn.” Dammit! Cool points reinstated, Oscar nominee Diablo Cody!
Tom Waits as the Devil!!! Reach down, Gilliam. You can pull this off.
Uuuugh. Glad we finally got that taken care of, TMZ. Phew!!!
“Terrifying,” huh? You don’t say? That’s interesting.
30 orgasms a week? You stay classy Jack Nicholson!
Demi Moore strips off to pose in a skimpy white Bikizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Off The Record: Aquarium Drunkard talks to My Morning Jacket’s Jim James about KY jelly.
Christy Brinkley. Now why does that name sound familiar?
Wonder if any of these guys have a place on Little Dix Bay.
Paul Scheer’s grandmother is funny.
Vote Raymi: You know the drill.
The Home Shopping Asylum
Tumblr: We heart visual archive.
Vice: What’s Kokie’s?
the paul scheer’s grandmother…soooo funny.
ledger was a highly rated chess player? damn.
the mags have decided to do away with photographers and airbrushing and just go straight to watercolor with demi moore.
i love jim james world’s largest bat circular argument…and use of the word sweetpickles.
i’ll vote for raymi if she puts up some clearer shots of her man.
heart Diablo Cody though I think she could tune down the Gilmorespeak in future projects. wild how no one at the studio caught the Morgan Freeman thing.
add the nicholson story to the “things that make me want to vomit into a bucket” list.
STUART McCLENNAN: You bought coke from this guy who stood in a fucking closet in the back room. It was $20 a bag, right? If you had a mustache he would say, “I have no idea what you’re talking about” at which point you’d have to give your $20 to a girl and have her do it.
hayden christensen should just stick to playing with lightsabers.
kokies!!!!! blast from the past…
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all the crap in the Home Shopping Network jewelry worked its way into her system.