“Diablo Cody’s script almost reflects a new syntax and vocabulary that has come from the internet. If you read the blogs, people talk this way, using common expressions, things we’d hear in TV commercials, and blending them into a dialogue.” ~ Juno dir. Jason Reitman in EW.

Ga Ga Ga Ga Gay Asian us with a Spoon! R U Toys R Us Margot Kiddering?! LOLZ omgilusm! Juno wuz ADORBS and whaknots, buttcheeks puhleez. Axe Body Spray anybody, No ONE rly talks like Bats… Oh, rite.

• FourFour: “Cody’s script, similarly, might float on an eye-rollingly corny lexicon, but it does have a knack for finding comedy by manipulating the obvious (for example, early on, Juno says she’s considering getting an abortion at a clinic called Women Now “‘cause they help out women now”).”

Tilda Swinton is 47?! Holy heck! That’s 9 years older than Cate!!!!! And only one year younger than our favoritest crazy Hollywood person of all time, Sean Young. (Get well, soon!)