1/29/2008

Fill 'Er Up!

Uuugh! Don’t hurt yourself, girl! Muppet-mouthed Hollywood microphone holder Maria Menounos cuts quite the profile at an LA gas station. (Ed. Note: the title of this post “Fill ‘Er Up!” is the best lewd gas pumping innuendo we could come up with on such short notice. Please feel free to improve upon it. We’re pretty sure there’s a “red rocket” squeegee joke to be made in there, somewhere.)

“Even The Recycling Bin Is Hard”

Something something diesel.

inject some techrolene

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