Couple of quick thoughts on last night’s Letterman, 1. Bill Cosby is old, unfunny and, quite possibly, mentally ill. Which is sad. He needs to die so we can start remembering him as a great comic with a ridiculous sweater collection and way too many honorary degrees, and not as a cranky insane asshole. On a lighter note, 2. Congratulations(?) go out to Lombard Street-like ex-Boston Legal knockout Lake Bell, who was either just reeeally nervous or is the new recipient of the prestigious Talk Show Doofus Award, which has been held for more years than we can count by an equally top-healthy Heather Graham. Lake wore an amazing blue ace bandage and fuck-me-stilettos but kinda ruined it by stuttering and flapping about the entire interview. Part of us feels like she’s maybe the funniest person in her circle of friends, but neither Dave nor the audience was getting her particular brand of humor. It was a difficult, much-mute-buttoned segment. BUT we’re going to give her the benefit of the doubt; only because we enjoyed a few of her Variety questionnaire answers… and she’s not afraid. 3. After the :15 second clip she brought of Over Her Dead Body, our immediate reaction was: This has to be the final nail in Eva Longoria’s tiny movie career coffin. No, wait. There’s two more. 4. Paul Rudd has no filter.

• Bonus: Lake, Eva and Lindsay at the Over Her Dead Body afterparty.

• UPDATE: file under The Black Crusaders!!!