One Second On The Clock
“If they lose… the New England Patriots will be the most memorable collection of individuals in the history of pro football. They will prove that nothing in this world is guaranteed, that past returns do not guarantee future results, that failure is what ultimately defines us and that Gisele will probably date a bunch of other dudes in her life, because man is eternally fallible.” ~ Chuck Klosterman (via kottke)
- Was that Steve Carrell as the talking stain?
Mindblowing game. Brady was taken down by the most unlikely guy, too. Half the time Eli doesn’t even look like he knows where he is.
the commercials were a little lackluster. the one with Shaq as a jockey was the funniest.
how cute, Klosterman thinks he has a chance with the Clydesdale.
Sally Jessy ftw
I still blame Jessica Simpson.
will ferrell needs to mix it up, he keeps recycling the same character. he did other impressions/bits on SNL, so I don’t understand why he doesn’t try something new. even sandler (Zohan) is doing Borat for a change.
funny what Kimmel said about Audrina. heidi should go back to a dirtier blonde, the peroxide washes her out.
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no one is a loser here b/c i read somewhere that Gisele said that she would run naked through Manhattan if the Pats lost.