Nottie
Debuting on 111 screens, Paris Hilton’s The Hottie and The Nottie made only $76 per location on its opening day. That’s about 10 fucking nimrods a theater. Hottie will sell only an anticipated $23,000 during the 3-day weekend for a $207 Per Theatre Average, roughly 26 ticket buyers per location for Friday-Sunday. (via fantasymoguls)
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maybe Becks has a thing for Spongebob.
she has got the hugest hands i’ve seen on a woman.
Kinda restores your faith in this great country we live in…
they should’ve made the whole movie about “Johann.” or hanna montana. that might have sold some tix.
I can’t believe people shelled out recession dollars to go see Fools Gold.


did she not tell her ex’s to come out to see it?? they’d fill a million theaters!