2/10/2008

Nottie

Debuting on 111 screens, Paris Hilton’s The Hottie and The Nottie made only $76 per location on its opening day. That’s about 10 fucking nimrods a theater. Hottie will sell only an anticipated $23,000 during the 3-day weekend for a $207 Per Theatre Average, roughly 26 ticket buyers per location for Friday-Sunday. (via fantasymoguls)

did she not tell her ex’s to come out to see it?? they’d fill a million theaters!

maybe Becks has a thing for Spongebob.

she has got the hugest hands i’ve seen on a woman.

Kinda restores your faith in this great country we live in…

they should’ve made the whole movie about “Johann.” or hanna montana. that might have sold some tix.

I can’t believe people shelled out recession dollars to go see Fools Gold.

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