2/14/2008

The Weak Are Always Trying To Sabatoge The Strong

“That’s the thing that drives me crazy about today: Everybody wins the award, everybody’s the MVP? No! They’re not, OK? I distinctly recall the two weeks of crying because I didn’t make the volleyball team. But it made me interesting, you know?” ~ Reese Witherspoon, the highest-paid actress in Hollywood

think she’ll hire a professional bully for her kids?

This reporter needs therapy.

she believes in this is so strongly she goes around insulting other people’s kids, too.

her pussy gets sooooo wet

Yo hold up mothafucka was Lilshowstoppa raised by Reese Witherspoon because she ain’t about to step to no shit! Baby girl gun issue a beat down.

She’s dishy AND sadomasochistic!

I think I’m in like.

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