Same As It Never Was
This is, without a doubt, the saddest, stupidest, ugliest, most pointless thing ever. Bert Stern should be ashamed of himself. On the bright side, those juggs are real. Real big. We love our Lohan, in all her freckled glory, but these pictures are sending the exact opposite message (naked desperation) she should be concerned with sending, if she expects to have any career (in film) six weeks from now. Of course, she couldn’t care less about all this. As long as the cover shots stick around.
- The Lindsay Lohan Attention Whore World Tour rolls on. Next stop, WWE Monday Night RAW!!!
ick. not even close.
Maybe if we’re lucky it will be Lohan’s last sitting as well. Parallelism!
her bottom half is boy shaped.
unfortunately its not all that off which is not good for LiLo because Marilyn was in her late 30s during this shoot.
connect the dots, lah la la la. connect the dots lah la la la.
she had to do something to keep the spotlight on her..and the chi chi’s aren’t gonna stay up there much longer.
what is this, some type of trick quiz for my dick? is there such thing as “pity-chubbin”?
she’s saying to hollywood, hey, bring on the nudie roles.
Wow - ick. Main difference between this photo shoot and the original? Marilyn wasn’t already dead inside.
This is awesome. AWESOME. I can’t wait until Bert Stern does a tribute to the late Lindsay Lohan by doing these same shots with Abigail Breslin.
Or Jack Black! Jack Black would look awesome with a pair of yellow loofas stick-ummed to his man-boobies.
a little more personal…raw.
it’s just so incredibly uninteresting.
Please somebody burn the photographer.