2/22/2008

American Idol

Howard Stern joker Artie Lang followed Randy Jackson on Conan last night and proceeded to lay directly into Idol’s own Chance The Gardener and his highly questionable celebrity status. Hi-larious. No need to watch past the 2 minute mark, though. Cocaine, meth, awkward Conan, blow, cocaine, blah, blah, awkward Conan, cocaine, meth, blah, blah.

Speaking of dogs keeping it real, put a fu man chu on Olivia Munn and you’ve got Dave Grohl. What we’re trying to say is: Capt. Foo Dog has freakishly shiny locks. Grease? Product? Grammy essence?

Our first twitter!?

so very shiny.

sternfolk are great when they’re orbiting Howie in his dark underworld, not so much in the harsh light of day.

open emotional sore. he kept it too real. lol..you can literally hear middle america bristling all at once.

i thought coke and meth were supposed to make you skinny.

gonna be a tight race between Marion and Julie.

Artie seemed especially pathetic on this appearance. He seemed like he was doing more than just talking about drugs.

Needs. more. Taylor.

oh so its randy jackson who buys the last gawdy cardigan on the clearance rack that no one else wants!

I thought the SAME THING about Grohl’s shiny locks. Did he smear himself with bear grease to prove his hunting manliness? Did someone backstage douse him with spray-on butter? Did he just come from a baby oil wrestling match? Gawd. I didn’t hear a single note he played or sang. That hair had me mesmerized.

the fiendishly handsome randy jackson.

those Haden sisters really get around. this song reminds me of the song from sesame street one of these things is not like the other

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