3/3/2008

Lackbashed

Unlike the adorable and microscopic Ellen Page, we predict that Amy Adams will be perfect on SNL.

  • We find the relationships that end, such as Benji Madden and Sophie Monks’ did, in that only-in-Hollywood, publicist-approved chipper state of mutual indifference to be the very saddest kind.

  • Norma Jean Lohan is hosting an exhibit comprised solely of photographs of her tattoos which she “feels represent the mood” behind the pointless ink stains. FINALLY!!!

  • Jake & Kiki and Jake & Reese all over again and again and again.

  • Details on the Olsen’s upcoming Venti-mocha “book” Influence leak.

  • Nice to see John Goodman’s name, again. Besides the Speed Racer trailer, the last time we saw him was having a cig break at rehab.

Video for Stephen Malkmus’ “Jo Jo’s Jacket” that totally slipped by us the first time around. Not sure he’s had this high a budget since.

Well good for Vampire Weekend. They’re riding the blogswell farther than Tapes N Tapes ever did. (Whoever books the musical acts for SNL reads GF.)

Sophie’s foiine. What she needs to do is get her a sugar daddy Flavio Briatore type the way Salma did.

“her deejay pal Samantha Ronson.” sounds much better than “clambumping partner.”

i like the way Sophie Monk gives a completely detailed and explicit statement and at the end Us Magazine says “What do YOU think happened?”

the olsen contents hahaha. inneresting that they’ve booked VW and not FloRida or however you spell it.

Unlike the adorable and microscopic Ellen Page, we predict that Amy Adams will be perfect

Sure. Next week the role of Pathetic and Overmatched will be played by the band.

Hayden has a great casual style, a less Ali-G’d David Beckham.

new Annie! hells yeah. rhymes with schmawesome!

would never have visualized Malkmus as Yul Brynner. oh “creatives” what will you think of next.

i don’t know what it is but something about vampire weekend, their sound or feel, has a kicking and screaming vibe.

vadermobile doesn’t look any more menacing than an Escalade.

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