3/5/2008

The Lapo Luxury

“Mary Kate flirted with Lapo, the heir to the $7.3 billion Fiat auto dynasty, who overdosed on cocaine and heroin at the home of a transsexual in 2005.” ~ Star magazine

Ick - Vanity Fair did an article on her a couple years ago & he’s very creepy.

Shut up Star,he doesn’t look anything like Heath Ledger.

oompa loompa. how is that the very wealthy and the homeless have the same wardrobe.

the hooker had a heart of gold. how bout that.

Everything in his life is carbon-fiber, apparently.

so THAT’s where the word chillax came from.

he is, how you say, lame?

flirting, really? who can tell. she could be passed out behind those glasses and you wouldn’t know.

the dinner in the sky feeling can also be accomplished by feeding your business associates Dayquil. crazy assed rich people. wonder if that comes with Emperor Club hookers.

man bear pig is sounding especially constipated these days. or else he’s about to pass a stone.

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