Attention Michael Cera: She’s THE ONE.

Go for it man, good luck.

can never figure how she stops just short of bugging the hell out of me. she’s from some other realm.

she’s got a little Paula Poundstone in her voice.

she later turned the asian girl into suspenders.

I would’ve went with Miranda “Cute As A Button” July, but I’m so painfully obvious.

I secretly fantasize that Miranda July is the biggest scumbag cokewhore party fiend in the world, and the whole sensitive performance artist thing is just an act, but then I remember she really is that shallow and obsessed with being quirky.

Hyar,

When she puts the cheese on the “buttons” to create the holes, she calls the process “Ferberizing” (which is actually a method of tricking your kid to fall asleep).

Too funny.